A “Ph.D” (doctorate degree) shouldn’t be confused with “pee HD” (urine in high definition), but there are jokes. “At the university, I used to make videos of people urinating at different resolutions. I even got a pee HD” was posted on Twitter on August 2, 2013. “At the university, I made videos of urine at different resolutions. I even got a pee HD” was posted on Twitter on June 10, 2015.
“What do you call it when someone with a doctorate urinates in 1920x1080 resolution? Pee HD” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on April 9, 2018.
Twitter
Adil
@AdilAdzilla
At the university, I used to make videos of people urinating at different resolutions.
I even got a pee HD.
11:57 AM - 2 Aug 2013
Twitter
SCOTT HAMILTON
@djscotthamilton
At the university, I used to make videos of people urinating at different resolutions.
I even got a pee HD.
12:01 PM - 2 Aug 2013
Twitter
Private Browsing 👨🏼✈️ 🎮
@Cagetwiglet
At the university, I made videos of urine at different resolutions.
I even got a pee HD.
12:13 PM - 10 Jun 2015
Twitter
RED 🔴STOOL
@rangersluv
At the university, I made videos of urine at different resolutions.
I even got a pee HD.
12:45 PM - 10 Jun 2015
Reddit—3amjokes
What do you call it when someone with a doctorate urinates in 1920x1080 resolution? self.3amjokes
Submitted April 9, 2018 by cormTiger
Pee HD
Twitter
3AM
@3AM_Jokes
What do you call it when someone with a doctorate urinates in 1920x1080 resolution?... Pee HD
12:44 AM - 9 Apr 2018
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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