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Entry from November 01, 2022
Avogadro Toast (Avogadro constant + avocado toast)

"Avocado toast” shouldn’t be called “Avogadro toast,” but there are jokes.

“Avogadro’s toast” was posted on Twitter by Andrew Kim on September 13, 2016. “randomspren: aplpaca: avocado toast? no. Avogadro toast. its the exact same thing except theres 6.022 x 10… https://tmblr.co/ZkOgBt2N5xVX5” was posted on Twitter by Joan R on June 25, 2017.

“What do hipster chemists have for breakfast? Avogadro toast” was posted on Twitter by Bill on October 23, 2017. “What do millennials who like chemistry have for breakfast? Avogadro toast” was posted on Twitter by Barlow Adams on September 28, 2018. “What do hipster Chemistry students each for breakfast? Avogadro Toast” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on March 10, 2019. “What do chemists eat for breakfast? Avogadro Toast” was posted on Twitter by Crystal Neill on August 31, 2019. “Q: What do millennial chemists eat for breakfast on #MoleDay? A: Avogadro toast!” was posted on Twitter by Ben Gross on October 23, 2020. “What do millennial chemists eat? Avogadro toast” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 24, 2021. “What do Millennial chemists eat for breakfast? Avogadro Toast” was posted on Twitter by Michael Graham on October 6, 2021.

“Avocado Toast + Mole Sauce = Avogadro Toast” was posted on Twitter by It’s Still Me, MBK on October 7, 2018.

“I ordered some Avocado Toast at a cafe, but imagine my surprise when I was given 602214076000000000000000 pieces of toasts. It was then I realized… I’d accidentally ordered Avogadro’s Toast” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 27, 2020. The same joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on October 11, 2022.

“How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?"/"Avocado’s number” and “What do you call 6.02 * 10^23 butts?"/"Molasses” are related jokes.


Wikipedia: Amedeo Avogadro
Lorenzo Romano Amedeo Carlo Avogadro di Quaregna e di Cerreto, Count of Quaregna and Cerreto (9 August 1776, Turin, Piedmont-Sardinia – 9 July 1856), was an Italian scientist, most noted for his contribution to molecular theory now known as Avogadro’s law, which says equal volumes of gases under the same conditions of temperature and pressure will contain equal numbers of molecules. In tribute to him, the number of elementary entities (atoms, molecules, ions or other particles) in 1 mole of a substance, 6.02214179(30)×1023, is known as the Avogadro constant, one of the seven SI base units and represented by NA.

Wikipedia: Avogadro constant
In chemistry and physics, the Avogadro constant is the number of constituent particles, usually atoms or molecules, that are contained in the amount of substance given by one mole. Thus, it is the proportionality factor that relates the molar mass of a compound to the mass of a sample. Avogadro’s constant, often designated with the symbol NA or L, has the value 6.022140857(74)×1023 mol−1 in the International System of Units (SI).

Previous definitions of chemical quantity involved Avogadro’s number, a historical term closely related to the Avogadro constant, but defined differently: Avogadro’s number was initially defined by Jean Baptiste Perrin as the number of atoms in one gram-molecule of atomic hydrogen, meaning one gram of hydrogen. This number is also known as Loschmidt constant in German literature. The constant was later redefined as the number of atoms in 12 grams of the isotope carbon-12 (12C), and still later generalized to relate amounts of a substance to their molecular weight.

Twitter
Andrew Kim
@ThatAndrewKim
Avogadro’s toast.
11:42 AM · Sep 13, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Joan R
@Jo_Redelinguist
randomspren: aplpaca: avocado toast? no. Avogadro toast. its the exact same thing except theres 6.022 x 10… https://tmblr.co/ZkOgBt2N5xVX5
7:37 AM · Jun 25, 2017·Tumblr

Twitter
zach kagan
@zakagan
Server: another millennial ordering avocado toast
Me: I said Avogadro’s toast
S:
M: 6.022x10^23 slices of toast
S:
M: it’s to build a house
11:35 AM · Jul 24, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bill
@mainetaxguru
What do hipster chemists have for breakfast? Avogadro toast.
Quote Tweet
Kelly Phillips Erb
@taxgirl
·
Oct 23, 2017
Happy National #MoleDay! Fun fact: Avogadro started out as a #lawyer.
7:34 AM · Oct 23, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Sommer Panage
@Sommer
What do you do with 6.022 x 10^23 slices of bread?
You make Avogadro toast.
Quote Tweet
Joe Groff
@jckarter
·
Nov 12, 2017
When a Spanish lawyer gives a speech at a dinner reception, is it an abogado toast
5:05 PM · Nov 12, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bradlee knows where his towel is
@b_crawford_c
I bought 6.02x10*23 slices of bread. I want to make Avogadro’s toast.
6:51 PM · Feb 22, 2018·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Barlow Adams
@BarlowAdams
Replying to @FrankieInParis
A joke.
What do millennials who like chemistry have for breakfast?
Avogadro toast.
11:53 AM · Sep 28, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
It’s Still Me, MBK
@mbklein
Avocado Toast + Mole Sauce = Avogadro Toast
1:09 PM · Oct 7, 2018 from Chicago, IL·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/jwhart175 November 14, 2018
What has 6.022 x 10^23 molecules and makes a great breakfast?
Avogadro toast

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/[deleted] March 10, 2019
What do hipster Chemistry students each for breakfast?
Avogadro Toast
COMMENTS
vinayjrao
Eat*

Twitter
Crystal Neill
@crystalclear823
What do chemists eat for breakfast?
Avogadro Toast
2:42 PM · Aug 31, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Martin McGarrigle
@mmcgarrigle
Avogadro Toast: a variation of Avocado Toast with 6.02214076×10^23 molecules of Avocado....
8:09 AM · May 7, 2020·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Coles Street Pothole
@ColesStreetPoth
Avogadro toast = toast with 6.02 x 10^23 avocados on it.
10:04 AM · Jun 29, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Moth
@smalllittlemoth
There should be a nerd restaurant where they serve a dish called Avogadro’s toast where it’s avocado toast but all the bread is in the shape of the number used for mole / atom conversions
11:36 AM · Jul 8, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Ben Gross
@bhgross144
Q: What do millennial chemists eat for breakfast on #MoleDay?
A: Avogadro toast!
#histSTM #chemistry #badpun
Quote Tweet
Ben Gross
@bhgross144
·
Feb 27, 2020
Spotted today at my local @TJoesOfficial: The inevitable culmination of *decades* of bad #chemistry puns.
(It’s the perfect snack for Guaca-#MoleDay!)
For those unfamiliar, @LindaHall_org’s profile of Amadeo Avogadro: https://lindahall.org/amedeo-avogadro-2/
#histSTM #TraderJoes
8:01 AM · Oct 23, 2020·Twitter for iPad

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/arbitrarycivilian October 27, 2020
I ordered some Avocado Toast at a cafe, but imagine my surprise when I was given 602214076000000000000000 pieces of toasts. It was then I realized…
...I’d accidentally ordered Avogadro’s Toast.
COMMENTS
Degofreak
With extra Mole sauce.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/positive_electron42 May 24, 2021
What do millennial chemists eat?
Avogadro toast.

Twitter
the one who knocks
@intense_limes
What do you call avocado toast made up of 6.02 × 10^23 avocados?
Avogadro’s toast!!!
9:42 PM · Sep 10, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Michael Graham
@ABWGraham
What do Millennial chemists eat for breakfast?
Avogadro Toast.
8:41 AM · Oct 6, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
RC deWinter
@RCdeWinter
I ordered some Avocado Toast at a cafe was given 602214076000000000000000 pieces of toast. It was then I realized
I’d accidentally ordered Avogadro’s Toast.
2:11 AM · Aug 4, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/YourOverLordisME October 11, 2022
I ordered some Avocado Toast at a cafe, but imagine my surprise when I was given 602214076000000000000000 pieces of toasts. It was then I realized…
...I’d accidentally ordered Avogadro’s Toast.
COMMENTS
Custom_Fish
Holy Mol-y that’s a lotta bread

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