“ASAP” usually means “As Soon As Possible.” Some people joke that that they will arrive ASAP—“As Stoned As Possible.”
   
”ASAP As Stoned As Possible” was entered in the Urban Dictionary on November 17, 2008. “I am officially changing the meaning of ASAP to AS STONED AS POSSIBLE” was posted on Twitter by Joe Beef on January 10, 2012. “ASAP = As Stoned As Possible” was posted on Twitter by cipta on March 11, 2012.
   
“AWE SHIT MAN. I THOUGHT ASAP MEANT AS STONED AS POSSIBLE” (shown on an image, with American comedian and actor Cheech Marin, credited to Weed Memes And Info) was posted on Facebook by Jaxx Ayello on November 5, 2022.
   
         
Wikipedia: ASAP
ASAP usually stands for “as soon as possible”.
   
Urban Dictionary
ASAP
As Stoned As Possible.
CHRON 1: Yo, let’s get ASAP this weekend.
CHRON 2: You know I’m down.
by JAHRASTAFARIII November 17, 2008
   
Twitter
Joe Beef
@Joe_Beef
I am officially changing the meaning of ASAP to AS STONED AS POSSIBLE.
2:19 PM · Jan 10, 2012
   
Twitter
cipta
@cipta36
ASAP = As Stoned As Possible
9:03 AM · Mar 11, 2012
   
Twitter
Benjamin, again
@Benjamin_Cannin
As Stoned As Possible #ASAP
12:19 AM · Mar 17, 2012
   
Twitter
Vxel
@FlyesThanMost
“ASAP” AS STONED AS POSSIBLE. #FienTalk
12:39 AM · Apr 26, 2012
   
Twitter
Ed Eymold
@EdEymold
ASAP = As Stoned As Possible
9:49 PM · Jul 30, 2012
   
Twitter
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@GeneralRobWellz
When I say I’ll be there ASAP, I mean As Stoned As Possible.
1:26 PM · Feb 6, 2015
   
Twitter
Hunter MacTavish
@huntermactavish
ASAP
As Stoned As Possible
11:30 PM · Jan 1, 2022
         
Facebook
Jaxx Ayello
November 5, 2022 at 5:53 PM ·
Napalm
(The following text is shown on an image, credited to Weed Memes And Info.—ed.)
AWE SHIT MAN
I THOUGHT ASAP MEANT
AS STONED AS POSSIBLE
 
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Terrin Myers
November 17, 2023 at 1:59 PM ·
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— with Nikki Mathesius-Wright.
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
AWE SHIT MAN
I THOUGHT ASAP MEANT
AS STONED AS POSSIBLE
 
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Flora Nick
November 18, 2022 at 10:37 PM ·
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AWE SHIT MAN
I THOUGHT ASAP MEANT
AS STONED AS POSSIBLE
 
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MY CRAZY WORLD
April 18, 2023 at 4:59 PM ·
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AWE SHIT MAN
I THOUGHT ASAP MEANT
AS STONED AS POSSIBLE