Bath salts are not for eating baths—and there is no “bath peppers”—but there are jokes.
   
“For the woman you love, how about bath salts? And for the woman you hate how about bath peppers?” was posted on Twitter by Grizzler on May 4, 2011. “They mk bath salts, do they make bath peppers?” was posted on Twitter by Shondell on October 26, 2011. “Bath salts? What about bath peppers?! Heh!” was posted on Twitter by rob delaney on June 16, 2012.
   
“bath salts implies the existence of bath peppers” was posted on Twitter by sos blockade on September 7, 2020. “Bath salts imply the existence of dangerous and mysterious bath peppers” was posted on Twitter by Wisco Elysium on September 26, 2021. “the existence of bath salts implies the existence of bath peppers” was posted on Twitter by zafee ⟭⟬⁷ ✜ on October 2, 2021.
 
“I bought bath salts but my bath still tastes bland” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on November 19, 2021.
 
   
Wikipedia: Bath salts
Bath salts are water-soluble, pulverized minerals that are added to water to be used for bathing. They are said to improve cleaning, enhance the enjoyment of bathing, and serve as a vehicle for cosmetic agents. Bath salts have been developed which mimic the properties of natural mineral baths or hot springs.
       
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Grizzler
@Grizzlerish
For the woman you love, how about bath salts? And for the woman you hate how about bath peppers?
4:02 PM · May 4, 2011·TweetDeck
   
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Shondell
@IAmGrannysboy
They mk bath salts, do they make bath peppers? Hehehehhe @MsPinkyMUA lol #stupidbutfunny2me
11:43 PM · Oct 26, 2011·UberSocial for BlackBerry
   
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Rome
@RomeJayG
Fuck bath salts…....HAVE YOU TRIED THESE BATH PEPPERS?!?!
9:27 PM · Jun 2, 2012· HTC Peep
   
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rob delaney
@robdelaney
“Bath salts? What about bath peppers?! Heh!” - Can someone get that to Jay Leno for me? I’m pooping.
3:00 PM · Jun 16, 2012·Tweetbot for iOS
 
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en!! (柑橘類)
@enshinge
f: i use bath salts :D!  k: what does your bath taste like then :D?
10:09 AM · Aug 22, 2013·Twitter Web Client
     
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Wade Dorrell
@waded
Bath peppers > bath salts
12:40 PM · Aug 22, 2013·Windows Phone
 
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dylan
@kugelpussy
these bath salts didn’t make my bath taste any better and now i’m hearing shadows
4:54 PM · Feb 6, 2015·Twitter SMS
         
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@EverettNash
There are many bath salts on the market, but I’m having a hard time finding any bath peppers.
6:31 PM · May 14, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Chance Joseph Cobb
@switchchance679
If there is such thing as bath salts, why is there no such as bath peppers
7:27 PM · Mar 13, 2018·Twitter Web Client
   
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Willman Duffy
@willmanduffy
if there are bath salts are there bath peppers
7:16 PM · May 1, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
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sos blockade
@biologicalsis
bath salts implies the existence of bath peppers
1:03 PM · Sep 7, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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Wisco Elysium
@literally_dirt
Bath salts imply the existence of dangerous and mysterious bath peppers
11:31 PM · Sep 26, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
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zafee ⟭⟬⁷ ✜
@WhatIsSuki
the existence of bath salts implies the existence of bath peppers
1:16 PM · Oct 2, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/incredibleinkpen November 19, 2021
I bought bath salts but my bath still tastes bland.
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barrett_g
I always find the bath salts easily in the store, but can never find the bath pepper… you’d think they’d be on the same isle!
     
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Sunz Out Punz Out
@punsofglory
I bought bath salts but my bath still tastes bland.
10:57 AM · Nov 19, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Larkin Love
@larkinloverules
I bought bath salts but it still tastes bland wtf
11:56 AM · Nov 19, 2021·Twitter Web App