“Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The coffee saying (with several slight variations) probably originated on an image.
   
“Before coffee: Hates everybody. After coffee: Still hates everybody…but feels good about it!” was posted on Twitter by missmerle on January 15, 2015. “Before coffee: Hates everybody. After coffee: Feels good about hating everybody” was posted on Twitter by Mohammed Nasir on January 16, 2015.
 
“Before coffee I hate everybody. After coffee I feel good about hating everybody” was posted on Twitter by David Vukani Levin on January 16, 2015, “Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody. #myaverageday” was posted on Twitter by Roger Bishop on January 17, 2015.
   
“Me before coffee: Hating everybody. Me after coffee: Feeling good.. about hating everybody” was posted on Twitter by kingjullian on February 9, 2015. “Before coffee: hating everybody. After coffee: feeling good about hating everybody” was posted on Twitter by popfizzdrunk on APril 7, 2015.
   
   
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missmerle
@ladyrella25
Before coffee: Hates everybody. After coffee: Still hates everybody…but feels good about it!
10:27 PM · Jan 15, 2015·Twitter for Android
     
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Mohammed Nasir
@nas_1_am
Before coffee: Hates everybody. After coffee: Feels good about hating everybody.
3:30 AM · Jan 16, 2015·TweetDeck
 
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David Vukani Levin
@DVLTTG
Before coffee I hate everybody. After coffee I feel good about hating everybody.
5:20 AM · Jan 16, 2015·Hootsuite
 
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Miss_Ang
@angeliav68
Before coffee: Hates nearly everybody. After coffee: feels better about hating everybody..
6:01 AM · Jan 16, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Roger Bishop
@rogertheriter
Before coffee: I hate everybody.
After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody. #myaverageday
2:30 AM · Jan 17, 2015·Twitter Web Client
 
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kingjullian
@Julezdude
Me before coffee: Hating everybody.
Me after coffee: Feeling good.. about hating everybody.
3:44 AM · Feb 9, 2015·Twitter Web Client
   
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popfizzdrunk
@popfizzdrunk
Before coffee: hating everybody. After coffee: feeling good about hating everybody.
11:17 AM · Apr 7, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
     
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Prerona Roy
@Prero22
Before coffee: I hate everyone.
After coffee: I have so much energy to hate everyone.
5:45 PM · Aug 17, 2015·Twitter Web Client
 
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LittleLionMan
@rafapazfr
Before coffee: hating everybody.
After coffee: feeling ok about it.
7:15 PM · Mar 25, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
         
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kyle
@itsdjluigi
Before coffee: I hate everybody
After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody
9:30 AM · Feb 9, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Melissa Chen
@MsMelChen
Before coffee: hates everybody
After coffee: feels good about hating everybody
7:00 AM · Mar 22, 2017·Buffer
   
Google Books
Title Before Coffee I Hate Everybody. After Coffee I Feel Good about Hating Everybody: Funny Quote Notebook to Write In, Cuss Word on Cover. Great Gift for Coworker. 6 X 9, 120 Blank Lined Pages
Author Jh Notebooks
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 1097588173, 9781097588176
Length 122 pages
 
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Mike G.
@Mike_TWC
Before coffee: Hates everybody.
After coffee: feels better about hating everybody.
7:32 AM · Apr 20, 2020·Twitter Web App
     
YourTango
75 Savage Sassy Quotes For When You’re In A Mood
Molly Given
Sep 23, 2020, 21:45 EDT
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36. “Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody.”
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/VERBERD November 30, 2020
Before coffee….Hating everybody.
After coffee…..Feeling great about hating everybody.
 
Twitter
Ｂｅａｒｄ Ｍａｎ™
@JavaBeard
Before coffee: hating everybody.
After coffee: feel good about hating everybody.☕
#CoffeeTime
11:00 AM · Dec 2, 2020·Twitter for Android