“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet”

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Entry from February 11, 2017

“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet”

American comedienne and actress Whitney Cummings posted on Twitter on February 5, 2012:

“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they truly are.”

The jocular one-line saying has been printed on many images, usually with a picture of American actor and comedian Will Ferrell, who did not create the line. A popular “Will Ferrell” Twitter account—not associated with the real person—posted the line on November 4, 2013.

Wikipedia: Whitney Cummings
Whitney Cummings (born September 4, 1982)[1] is an American comedienne and actress. She is known as the creator and star of the NBC sitcom Whitney, as well as the co-creator of the CBS sitcom 2 Broke Girls.

Twitter
Whitney Cummings
‏@WhitneyCummings
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they truly are
11:19 PM - 5 Feb 2012

Twitter
Corey H.
‏@LeMiless
Haha RT @WhitneyCummings: Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they truly are
11:21 PM - 5 Feb 2012

19 April 2013, Irish Independent (Dublin, Ireland), “Tweets of the week,” pg. 27:
“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.”
Photographer Peter Klesken exposes a home truth.

Twitter
Will Ferrell
‏@Will___Ferrell
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
8:10 PM - 4 Nov 2013

Mashable
January 5, 2014
12 Comedian Quotes to Help You Laugh Through Relationship Hiccups
By Annie Colbert
1. Will Ferrell
“BEFORE YOU MARRY A PERSON YOU SHOULD FIRST MAKE THEM USE A COMPUTER WITH A SLOW INTERNET TO SEE WHO THEY REALLY ARE.”

11 August 2014, Tallahassee (FL) Democrat, “Monday Zing!,” pg. 4:
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

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Bill Murray
‏@BiIIMurray
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
5:15 PM - 9 Feb 2017

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