A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 12, 2018
“Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a Snickers without making any noise”

"Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a candy bar (Snickers) without making any noise”—that is, having a guilty pleasure without waking the kids—has been printed on many images. Snickers is a brand name chocolate bar.

“Being a parent, means knowing how to unwrap a candy bar without making any noise!” was posted on Twitter on July 2, 2013. “Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a Snickers without making any noise” was posted on Twitter on July 7, 2013. The saying probably originated on an ecard.


Wikipedia: Snickers
Snickers is a brand name chocolate bar made by the American company Mars, Incorporated. Consisting of nougat topped with caramel and peanuts, enrobed in milk chocolate, Snickers has annual global sales of $2 billion.

Twitter
Tonia Clark
@toniaclark89
Being a parent, means knowing how to unwrap a candy bar without making any noise!
10:17 PM - 2 Jul 2013

Twitter
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@GrimLady013
Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a Snickers without making any noise.
12:31 PM - 7 Jul 2013

Twitter
Nitty balconybundlez
@_handsum_hustla
«@Shenenehh Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a Snickers ,without making any noise..»so true
11:09 PM - 16 Aug 2013

All That Spam
Saturday, October 24, 2015
Being a Parent Means Knowing How to Unwrap a Snickers Without Making Any Noise

Google Books
Dad Jokes:
The Punniest Joke Book Ever

By Editors of Portable Press
New York, NY: Simon & Schuster
2017
Pg. ?:
Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a candy bar without making any noise.

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mSpy Monitoring Soft
@mSpycom
Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a chocolate bar without making any noise.
6:01 AM - 23 Mar 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, May 12, 2018 • Permalink