“Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a candy bar (Snickers) without making any noise”—that is, having a guilty pleasure without waking the kids—has been printed on many images. Snickers is a brand name chocolate bar.
“Being a parent, means knowing how to unwrap a candy bar without making any noise!” was posted on Twitter on July 2, 2013. “Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a Snickers without making any noise” was posted on Twitter on July 7, 2013. The saying probably originated on an ecard.
Wikipedia: Snickers
Snickers is a brand name chocolate bar made by the American company Mars, Incorporated. Consisting of nougat topped with caramel and peanuts, enrobed in milk chocolate, Snickers has annual global sales of $2 billion.
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Tonia Clark
@toniaclark89
Being a parent, means knowing how to unwrap a candy bar without making any noise!
10:17 PM - 2 Jul 2013
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@GrimLady013
Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a Snickers without making any noise.
12:31 PM - 7 Jul 2013
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Nitty balconybundlez
@_handsum_hustla
«@Shenenehh Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a Snickers ,without making any noise..»so true
11:09 PM - 16 Aug 2013
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Being a Parent Means Knowing How to Unwrap a Snickers Without Making Any Noise
Google Books
Dad Jokes:
The Punniest Joke Book Ever
By Editors of Portable Press
New York, NY: Simon & Schuster
2017
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Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a candy bar without making any noise.
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@mSpycom
Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a chocolate bar without making any noise.
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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