“Addressing” sounds like “a dressing.” “Bland salad is a problem that needs addressing” is a pun that was posted on Twitter by SickipediaToday on February 17, 2012.
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Paul Kelly
@Nobbyfolk
Bland salad is a problem that needs addressing.
5:40 PM - 17 Feb 2012
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SickipediaToday
@SickipediaToday
Bland salad is a problem that needs addressing.: Bland salad is a problem that needs addressing. http://bit.ly/A1FAkX
6:21 PM - 17 Feb 2012
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Martin Gaston
@squidmania
Replying to @JaminEatWorld
@JaminD6 bland salad is a problem that needs a dressing, surely? Get it? gET iTttttTtTTttTTT? (a salad dressing)
5:17 AM - 18 Feb 2012
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Richard Nigel Barnes
@NigglyNigel
Bland salads :- a problem that needs addressing !
2:18 PM - 18 Feb 2012
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Andy Mitchelmore
@AndyMitchy
When I make salad it’s a bit bland and tasteless.. It’s definitely a problem that needs a dressing. HA
8:46 AM - 19 Feb 2012 from Winchester, England
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Kaitlin McKenzie
@KaitlinMckenzie
A bland salad is a problem that needs a dressing
1:23 PM - 27 Sep 2012
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Steak ‘n Shake
@SteaknShake
Tired of bland salads? That’s a problem that needs “a dressing!”
1:00 PM - 8 Jan 2015
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Alex Shaw
@AlexTomShaw
This salad I’m eating is a bit bland. It’s a problem that needs a dressing.
7:51 AM - 7 Apr 2015
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Ellie Burton
@elliemayburton
Bland salad is a problem that needs a dressing
12:02 PM - 3 Feb 2016
Twitter
J ❄️
@Joe_OReilly_
A flavourless salad is a problem that needs a dressing
12:25 PM - 8 Feb 2016
Reddit—Dad Jokes
No matter what I put in my salads, they’re always too dry. (self.dadjokes)
submitted February 23, 2018 by bummer_pop
It’s a problem that needs addressing.
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