A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 16, 2019
“Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?” (joke)

A workplace joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 14, 2019:

“Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?”
Boss: It’s May.
“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”



Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto May 14, 2019
“Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?”
Boss: It’s May.
“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”

Twitter
Andy Dudones
@ADudones
I asked my boss if I could have a week off around Christmas.
Boss: It’s May.
Me: Sorry. “May” I have a week off around Christmas?
10:46 PM - 14 May 2019

Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
“Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?” Boss: It’s May.“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”
11:14 PM - 14 May 2019

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
“Boss can I have a week off around Christmas?”
Boss: “It’s May.”
“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”
4:46 PM - 15 May 2019

LaffGaff
By laffgaff May 16, 2019
Christmas Time Off Joke
I said to my boss, “Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?”
He said, “It’s May.”
I said, “Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Thursday, May 16, 2019 • Permalink