A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 05, 2018
“Boss: Would you be able to pass a urine test? Me: No problem. Distance or accuracy?”

A “urine test” is a test of what’s in the urine—not how a person can produce urine. “At my last pee-in-cup urine test, I asked the doctor if he wanted me to emphasize accuracy or distance.  Afterall, I’m only an amateur” was posted on Twitter by David Leibowitz on April 25, 2011. “Am I shooting for distance or accuracy?” was posted on Twitter by Bama RNs on December 7, 2013.

Jordan Hyde posted on Twitter on October 25, 2015:

We got drug tested at work.
Boss- “can you pass a urine test?”
Me-"distance or accuracy?”



Twitter
David Leibowitz
@davio1962
At my last pee-in-cup urine test, I asked the doctor if he wanted me to emphasize accuracy or distance.  Afterall, I’m only an amateur.
12:29 PM - 25 Apr 2011

Twitter
Bama RNs
@dialyso
Me: “We need some urine for a urinalysis”
Pt: “A what?”
Me: “A urine test”
Pt: “Am I shooting for distance or accuracy?”
7:01 AM - 7 Dec 2013

Twitter
Jordan Hyde
@jhyde7455
We got drug tested at work.
Boss- “can you pass a urine test?”
Me-"distance or accuracy?”
5:17 PM - 25 Oct 2015

Twitter
W. Vandertie
@WVandertie
Job Interviewer: “Can you pass a urine test” ?
Me: “Distance or accuracy” ?
6:23 PM - 10 Nov 2015

Twitter
Cliff Epithet!!
@clifba
Boss: Can you pass a urine test?... Me: Sure...distance or accuracy?
2:40 AM - 3 Feb 2016

Reddit—3amjokes
Boss: Would you be able to pass a urine test? self.3amjokes
Submitted September 5, 2018 by porichoygupto
Me: No problem. Distance or accuracy?

Reddit—Dad Jokes
Boss: Would you be able to pass a urine test? (self.dadjokes)
submitted September 5, 2018 by __Odelay__
Me: No problem. Distance or accuracy?

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Wednesday, September 05, 2018 • Permalink