A “bottomless” cup of coffee is a coffee with free refills. There are jokes with the Olive Garden restaurant serving bottomless/topless breadsticks—that is, unlimited breadsticks.
“If you’re over 18 you can order the topless breadsticks” was posted on Twitter by Brandon Gulya on September 4, 2013. “Bottomless breadsticks? No way. Gimme the topless breadsticks!!!!!” was posted on Twitter by K***** on July 17, 2019.
“bottomless breadsticks implies the existence of topless breadsticks and now i’m hungry AND horny at this olive garden” was posted on Twitter by “not three raccoons in a trenchcoat” on September 30, 2020. “bottomless breadsticks implies the existence of topless breadsticks” was posted on Twitter by colton williams on March 30, 2021.
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Brandon Gulya
@BGulya
If you’re over 18 you can order the topless breadsticks.
6:12 PM · Sep 4, 2013·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Andy Erikson
@andyerikson
Waiter: Ma’am put your shirt back on.
Me: It’s topless breadsticks and salad!
Waiter: Bottomless!
Me: ...
Waiter: No keep your pants on.
3:01 PM · May 17, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
K*****
@internetkendra
Bottomless breadsticks? No way. Gimme the topless breadsticks!!!!!
2:32 PM · Jul 17, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
not three raccoons in a trenchcoat
@50FirstTates
bottomless breadsticks implies the existence of topless breadsticks and now i’m hungry AND horny at this olive garden
9:49 AM · Sep 30, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
BreadMann
@Brenfasa
Bottomless breadsticks implies the existence of topless breadsticks. And now I’m hungry and horny
10:48 AM · Feb 2, 2021·Twitter for Android
Twitter
colton williams
@mynameiscolton
bottomless breadsticks implies the existence of topless breadsticks
11:36 PM · Mar 30, 2021 from Brooklyn, NY·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Lord Pythas
@LordPythas
Bottomless breadsticks implies the existence of topless breadsticks and now I’m hungry AND horny at this Olive Garden
4:30 PM · Oct 11, 2021·Twitter Web App
Twitter
いい人生でした
@eddiegarcia639
Bottomless breadsticks implies the existence of topless breadsticks and now I’m hungry AND horny at this Olive Garden.
10:22 AM · Dec 2, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Redmond Barry (self destruction arc)
@RedmondBarry7
Bottomless breadsticks imply the existence of topless breadsticks
9:51 PM · Dec 13, 2021·Twitter Web App
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