“Briehab” (brie + rehab) is where someone might go who is addicted to cheese. Brie is a soft cow’s-milk cheese.
 
“Fake Word Of the Day: Briehab” was posted on Twitter by SideshowDoug on January 21, 2009. “My brother was suffering from a cheese addiction. So we sent him to Briehab” was posted on Twitter by Jan on January 19, 2011. “Ate too much cheese. Going to briehab” was posted on Twitter by hipstermermaid on October 16, 2013. “Where do you go to get help with a cheese addiction? Briehab” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on December 27, 2022.
 
         
Wikipedia: Brie
Brie (/briː/; French: [bʁi]) is a soft cow’s-milk cheese named after Brie, the French region from which it originated (roughly corresponding to the modern département of Seine-et-Marne). It is pale in color with a slight grayish tinge under a rind of white mould. The rind is typically eaten, with its flavor depending largely upon the ingredients used and its manufacturing environment.
 
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SideshowDoug
@sideshowdoug
Fake Word Of the Day: Briehab: brē’hāb’
noun A place where O.C. types go to get desnobbed before sel.. http://tinyurl.com/9byzqn
10:53 AM · Jan 21, 2009
   
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Jen Bigheart
@jenbigheart
Thats called Briehab they have those in the Alps RT @lrepp: @jenbigheart
.....and yet I could totally check myself into a Brie Rehab place
11:57 PM · Jan 10, 2010
   
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Jan
@DJJansta
My brother was suffering from a cheese addiction.
So we sent him to Briehab.
9:32 AM · Jan 19, 2011
   
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Anthony Hamilton 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@1974Hamilton
My pal was suffering from a cheese addiction.
So we sent him to Briehab.
9:53 AM · Jan 19, 2011
   
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Matt Richardson
@musomatt
Replying to @nataliepeacock1
@nataliepeacock1 be careful… cheese addicts usually end up in Briehab…. boom!! 😊
8:39 AM · Jan 28, 2011
   
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Hot Dog Scholar
@mattytalks
I have a secret, I can’t goat enough cheese. It used to make life cheddar but now I’m swissing out on things Im a muenster headed to BrieHab
7:27 PM · Mar 6, 2012
   
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Cartwheels&Hardons
@Mr_Bowelwidth
I have a soft cheese problem. I may have to go to briehab.
2:01 PM · Mar 20, 2012
   
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ᴄʜʀɪs ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ
@TheBlack
I’m addicted to the cheese…I need to go to Briehab… #freeraplines
12:32 PM · Jun 22, 2012
   
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Slup Pups
@SlupPups
In Briehab for my cheese addiction.
5:14 AM · May 29, 2013
 
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hipstermermaid
@hipstermermaid
Ate too much cheese. Going to briehab.
7:53 PM · Oct 16, 2013
   
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WillWork4Gummies
@emckeithen
Packing my bags…..I’m headed to Brie-hab. #cheesejunkie #howdidiletitgetthisfar #briehab @MaddieComeaux
6:19 PM · Oct 24, 2015
   
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Ian Lawton
@ilawton
I’m addicted to cheese. Somebody check me into briehab. Boom!
5:09 PM · Oct 27, 2015
     
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donnie chubbs ✧
@tatianasclone
@brielarson you make me wanna go to briehab
11:32 PM · Jan 17, 2016
 
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Soulseeds
@soulseedz
I’m addicted to cheese. Somebody check me into briehab. http://fb.me/7EqQYylnF
10:22 AM · Feb 6, 2016
   
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Hannah T
@_hannah_thomas
I think I’m addicted to Brie. I need help 🧀 #briehab
4:46 AM · May 11, 2017
   
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Kelly Chisholm
@KellyCh5
First time in my life there hasn’t been an inch thick layer of cheese on top of my homemade pasta!! 😂😂😳 Day 2 of no cheese in my life done!! 🙌🏼👌🏼 #ivegotthis #nowithdrawalsyet #briehab
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I GOT ADDICTED TO CHEESE
NOW I’M IN BRIEHAB
4:07 PM · Feb 27, 2020
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/madeinbuffalo February 24, 2020
My wife spends all of our grocery money on cheese.
I think she needs to go to briehab
   
Twitter
Buddy Christ
@SirLister666
My addiction to cheese has gotten way out of hand….
Doctors are sending me to briehab
9:43 AM · Jul 27, 2021
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/idonnotknow December 27, 2022
Where do you go to get help with a cheese addiction?
Briehab.