“Bullets are the only things that do their job only after they are fired.” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on July 31, 2015. “What’s so special about bullets? They’re the only things that do their job after they’re fired!” was posted on Twitter by Trendy Chick on July 20, 2017.
There are other things that do their job after they’re fired, such as fireworks. “Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job After they are fired” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 28, 2017. “Clay pots do their job after they’re fired” was suggested in a comment. “Bullets and Fireworks are the only things that do their job after they are fired” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on October 13, 2017.
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Flatline_hun July 31, 2015
Bullets are the only things that do their job only after they are fired.
Twitter
RandomFun!
@RandomFun_
Bullets are the only things that do their job only after they are fired.
4:19 AM - 31 Jul 2015
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/hehehuehue March 28, 2017
Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job
After they are fired
COMMENTS
bobdanderson
Clay pots do their job after they’re fired.
Twitter
Trendy Chick 🦋
@Trendychick20
#badjokethursday What’s so special about bullets?
They’re the only things that do their job after they’re fired!
6:32 AM - 20 Jul 2017
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/flynngilmore23 October 13, 2017
Bullets and Fireworks are the only things that do their job after they are fired.
Google Books
The Funny Book:
Good Jokes and Puns
By Kendric C. Smith
BookBaby
2018
Pg. ?:
Bullets are really weird. They only do their job after they’re fired.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/JayNozbrie May 27, 2018
Bullets are so weird
They only do their job AFTER they’re fired
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/[deleted] August 4, 2018
Bullets only do their job when they get fired.
Reddit—3amjokes
r/3amjokes
Posted by u/DeviMon1 February 5, 2019
Bullets only do their job after they’re fired
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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