“Burpees? I thought you said Slurpees” and “Burpees? I thought you said ‘beer please’” are anti-exercise lines that have been printed on many images.
 
“Burpees? Yeahhhh, no I thought you said slurpies” was posted on Twitter by Wyatt Tarantino on May 13, 2014. “#Burpees? Yeah, no. I thought you said #slurpees!” was posted on Twitter by Kelli Nesbitt later on May 13, 2014.
   
“Burpees? I thought you said ‘beer please’” was posted on Twitter by E on November 29, 2016. “Burpees? I thought you said BEER PLEASE” was posted on Twitter by Maxability on September 24, 2017.
   
     
Wikipedia: Burpee (exercise)
The burpee, a squat thrust with an additional stand between reps, is a full body exercise used in strength training and as an aerobic exercise. The basic movement is performed in four steps and known as a “four-count burpee”:
 
1. Begin in a standing position.
2. Move into a squat position with your hands on the ground. (count 1)
3. Kick your feet back into a plank position, while keeping your arms extended. (count 2)
4. Immediately return your feet into squat position. (count 3)
5. Stand up from the squat position (count 4)
 
Moves from 2-4 constitute a squat thrust.
   
Wikipedia: Slurpee
Slurpee is the 7-Eleven-exclusive brand name for a frozen carbonated drink.
           
Twitter
Wyatt Tarantino
@getbentnerd
Burpees? Yeahhhh, no I thought you said slurpies.
9:06 PM · May 13, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Kelli Nesbitt
@KNezTalk
#Burpees? Yeah, no. I thought you said #slurpees!
10:12 PM · May 13, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Lynsay-Anne Heslop
@lynsayanne
Seen on a t-shirt: Burpees? Yeah no I thought you said slurpees.
Which sums up my life quite nicely
#philosophy #exercise #lazy
8:28 AM · May 22, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Gabby Wilson
@gabbywilson01
Burpees??? Oh, I thought you said slurpees
12:00 PM · May 22, 2014 from Columbus city balance, GA·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
E
@itselainebro
Burpees? I thought you said “beer please”
8:04 PM · Nov 29, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
 
Google Books
Title Burpees? Yeah, No I Thought You Said Slurpees.: Funny Exercise and Workout Writing Journal Lined, Diary, Notebook for Men & Women
Author I Live to Journal
Publisher CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2017
ISBN 1542661447, 9781542661447
Length 112 pages
   
Twitter
Maxability
@Maxability_
Thoughts Post Week 1 of Team Series: Burpees? I thought you said BEER PLEASE #ButReally #CrossFitTeamSeries
@CrossFit @squatsandpixels
2:01 PM · Sep 24, 2017·Twitter for Android
     
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Cirkiit
@cirkiit
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#FitnessMotivation #gym #cirkiittraining #cirkiitleisure #cirkiitworkout #cirkiitlifestyle #organic #Ethical Growing heart
2:02 PM · Apr 5, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
Women.com
20 Tasty Slurpee Captions for Your Instagram Shots
Ashley Locke
Jul 10, 2018
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“Burpees? I thought you said Slurpees.” -Unknown
     
Twitter
nhltee
@nhltee
Burpees I Thought You Said Beer Please Shirt, Guys tee, Ladies tee, Hoodie and Sweater!
https://nhltee.com/burpees-thought-said-beer-please-shirt/
4:55 AM · Dec 6, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
Google Books
Title Burpees? I Thought You Said Beer Please: Fitness Gym Workout Daily Planner 120 Page
Author Bodybuilder Publishing
Publisher Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp Print Us, 2019
ISBN 1074620461, 9781074620462
Length 122 pages
     
Twitter
Urban Food Fest
@UrbanFoodFest
Burpees? I thought you said Beer Please We would like to have one of those Vedett Extra Blonds. It’s full-bodied, hoppy and it’s malty taste is super refreshing!
@vedett #urbanfoodfest #vedett #beer
5:30 AM · Feb 26, 2020·Hootsuite Inc.
 
Twitter
Nosh and Mosh
@noshandmosh
Burpees?? Yeah, no, I thought you said Slurpees.
10:09 AM · Jul 18, 2020·Twitter for iPhone