"Calories (noun) - Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night” is a jocular definition that has been printed on many images. ”What is a calorie? Calories are the little devils that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter” was cited in print in 2008.

Grouchy Rabbit published a definition in June 2011:

“Calories (noun) - Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.”


Urdu Express
MONDAY, MAY 19, 2008
What is a calorie?
Calories are the little devils that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter 😛

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Marcelo‏
@99luftaballoons
Calories are the little fuckers that get into your wardrobe at night and sow your clothes tighter. (Status update from a FB friend)
11:14 AM - 26 Dec 2008

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Pedro Maia Costa‏
@pnmcosta
[JOTD] Calories are little animals that live in your closet and make your clothes thinner…
10:40 AM - 3 Feb 2009

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Dave‏
@speedyb
Haha, friends status on FaceBook “calories are little meanies that get into your wardrobe at night and shrink all your clothes!” :D
12:51 PM - 3 Feb 2009

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Andy Headworth‏
@andyheadworth
Official: calories are the little buggers that will get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter
3:05 PM - 3 Feb 2009

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mama angel‏
@mama2angel
thinks that calories are the little f####rs that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter!
8:57 AM - 15 Feb 2009

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Syl
7/1/10
Defining Calories:
Calories are the little f*ckers that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter!

Joke Mail
Thursday, November 11, 2010
What is a calorie?
Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter.
MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS!

7 January 2011, The Mercury (Durban, South Africa), “Police secret weapon,” pg. 6:
SCIENCE corner: What is a calorie?
Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at |night and sew your clothes |tighter.

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Jenn S‏
@itcheebon
“Calories are the things that live inside your closet and make your clothes smaller while you sleep.” - my mom
6:48 PM - 6 Feb 2011

Grouchy Rabbit
(June 29, 2011?—ed.)
Calories (noun) - Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

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sam‏
@sam_almajed
Definition: Calories (noun) - Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night
5:20 AM - 29 Jun 2011

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Anastasia W.‏
@SwayWay21
Calories (noun) - Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
10:12 AM - 29 Jun 2011

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DVN Lauriane‏
@LaurianeDVN
Definition: Calories (noun) - Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. @grouchyrabbit
2:59 AM - 30 Jun 2011

Medical Daily
WHAT IS A CALORIE? HOW TO BE A SMARTER CALORIE COUNTER, AS NOT ALL CALORIES ARE CREATED EQUAL
What Is A Calorie? How To Be A Smarter Calorie Counter, As Not All Calories Are Created Equal
July 14, 2015 4:38 PM By Samantha Olson
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“Calories (noun) - Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.”

The Hindu
Unapologetically non-vegetarian
Parshathy. J. Nath
OCTOBER 15, 2015 16:44 IST
UPDATED: OCTOBER 15, 2015 19:51 IST
“Calories are tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night”. The caption greets you at Let’s Eat Meat, a newly-opened restaurant at NSR Road, Sai Baba Colony. And, they could not be more right. If you are headed to this place, make sure that you diet for at least a few days.

Google Books
Eat Yourself...Thin
By Charlotte Carroll
South Yorkshire, UK: White Owl
2017
Pg. 25:
‘Calories are tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter each night.’ Right?

Me.Me
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