There’s a difference, when a wife “makes soup,” between “preparing” the soup and “being in” the soup. A cannibal joke is:
Cannibal 1: Your wife makes great soup.
Cannibal 2: Yes, but I’ll miss her.
The joke has been cited in print since at least 1959.
14 October 1959, The Irish Times (Dublin, Ireland), pg. 8, col. 8:
Humour Noir
First Cannibal: “What delicious soup!”
Second Cannibal: “Yes, my wife makes excellent soup…I shall miss her.”
Google Books
Jokes:
Outrageous bits, atrocious puns, and ridiculous routines for those who love jests
By Paul Dickson
Illustrated by Don Addis
New York, NY: Delacorte Press
1984
Pg. 190:
“Yes,” said the cannibal after dinner, “my wife makes good soup, but I’m sure going to miss her.”
7 December 1986, Detroit (MI) Free Press, Magazine sec., pg. 31, col. 6:
YUK YUKS
L. Brook Patterson, Oakland County prosecutor
Two cannibals are having dinner. The first cannibal says, “Your wife makes great soup.”
The second cannibal answers, “Yes, but I’m going to miss her.”
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Milton Berle’s Private Joke File:
Over 10,000 of His Best Gags, Anecdotes, and One-liners
By Milton Berle
Edited by Milt Rosen
New York, NY: Crown Publishers
1989
Pg. 126:
The cannibal wiped his mouth daintily and said, “My wife makes great soup. But I’ll miss her!
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“The cannibal wiped his mouth daintily and said, “My wife makes great soup but I’ll miss her.” (Milton Berle)
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Big T
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One cannibal to the other: “your wife makes great soups.”
The other cannibal replied, “Yes but I’ll miss her”
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Eddie Snipes
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One cannibal said to the other, “Your wife makes great soup.” “Yes,” said the other, “but I’m sure going to miss her.”
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Marion Muscare
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Cannibal 1: Your wife makes great soup. Cannibal 2: Yes, but I am going to miss her!
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Cannibal 1 - “Your wife makes great soup!”
Cannibal 2 - “Yes. But I’m going to miss her when the leftovers are gone.”
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