“Chef salad” is salad prepared by a chef (or according to a chef’s directions). “Chef salad” doesn’t contain any chefs as an ingredient, but there are several cannibal jokes.
 
“Cannibal’s favorite appetizer: Chef Salad” was posted on Twitter by Dave Thomas on August 12, 2011. “‘Don’t get the chef salad. It’s good, but then there won’t be anyone left to cook us the main course’ - cannibals” as posted on Twitter by “Name cannot be blank” on September 18, 2012. “A cannibals chef salad is made with 100% real chef” was posted on Twitter by CatMan on February 23, 2015.
 
“I bet when cannibals go on a diet they order the chef salad” was posted on Twitter by dadlifememes on March 8, 2020. “I bet when cannibals go on a diet they order the chef salad” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on March 9, 2020.
 
   
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Dave Thomas © ® ™
@The_Occasion
Cannibal’s favorite appetizer: Chef Salad.
8:17 PM · Aug 12, 2011·UberSocial for BlackBerry
         
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@humpnotes
“Don’t get the chef salad. It’s good, but then there won’t be anyone left to cook us the main course” - cannibals
1:50 PM · Sep 18, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
   
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CatMan
@CuddleYourCat
A cannibals chef salad is made with 100% real chef.
7:50 PM · Feb 23, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Eminence Front
@tweetcomedian
“Now what are we going to do?” Cannibals after eating the chef salad
9:43 PM · Oct 19, 2015·Tweetbot for iΟS
   
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Timothy Simpson
@Boobiehatch
If cannibals were smart they’d eat their chef salad last!!!
9:35 PM · Jun 20, 2016·Hootsuite
 
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John Krumm
@JohnCKrumm
At the cannibal restaurant, the chef’s salad contains parts of an actual chef.
2:55 PM · Aug 30, 2016·Buffer
 
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Steve Burnette
@Oblongthoughts
Life Lessons 101:  When dining at a cannibal-themed restaurant don’t order the chef salad.
11:58 PM · May 2, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Lathropa
@lathropa
“Chef salad, hold the chef.”
      —a cannibal, probably
6:24 PM · Jan 19, 2020·Twitter Web App
   
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dadlifememes
@dadlifememes
I bet when cannibals go on a diet they order the chef salad
10:47 AM · Mar 8, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
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Kevin Daniel Taylor
@KDannyTaylor
Never accept a dish referred to by a cannibal as “chef salad.”
10:33 AM · Mar 9, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/dadlifememes March 9, 2020
I bet when cannibals go on a diet they order the chef salad