A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 15, 2018
“Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza”

"Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza” is a jocular one-line saying—used by people who’d rather eat pizza than celery—that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Andreea Hluscu‏ on May 22, 2013.


Twitter
Andreea Hluscu‏
@ayyhluscu
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
4:40 PM - 22 May 2013

Twitter
Mackenzie Fox‏
@connoisseur_af
True RT @andreeahluscu: Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
5:01 PM - 22 May 2013

Twitter
The Vexed Muddler‏
@vexedmuddler
Replying to @ayyhluscu
A sad truth. RT @andreeahluscu: Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
7:36 PM - 22 May 2013

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
11:04 AM - 8 Nov 2014

Funny Status
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
October 21, 2014 Food Status Updates
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

14 August 2015, The Advertiser (Adelaide, Australia), “The Last Word” by Marty Smith, pg. 26:
JUST A THOUGHT Celery is 95 per cent water and 100 per cent not pizza.

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
submitted December 17, 2017 by mikeisadroid

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, February 15, 2018 • Permalink