Celery is frequently eaten with ranch dressing or peanut butter—two very different foods. “Wonders if the sole purpose of celery is to be used as a spoon for ranch dressing/dip/peanut butter...” was posted on Twitter on July 7, 2009. “This celery is nothing without peanut butter or ranch dressing” was posted on Twitter on September 21, 2010. “It’s strange how celery tastes good with peanut butter as well as ranch dressing, individually.  #separatebutequal” was posted on Twitter on March 12, 2013.

“Celery is the only food that has both ranch dressing and peanut butter as acceptable toppings” was posted on Reddit—Shower Thoughts on April 12, 2018.


Twitter
Darren Serhal
@dserhal
wonders if the sole purpose of celery is to be used as a spoon for ranch dressing/dip/peanut butter…
2:21 PM - 7 Jul 2009

Twitter
Kevin Dwayne
@TheWorldofKevin
This celery is nothing without peanut butter or ranch dressing.
7:34 PM - 21 Sep 2010

Twitter
Rod Shields
@rodshields
Hmmm, celery and peanut butter or celery and ranch dressing? #choices
2:23 PM - 24 Jun 2011

Twitter
Jennifer
@ItsJen
It’s strange how celery tastes good with peanut butter as well as ranch dressing, individually.  #separatebutequal
2:03 AM - 12 Mar 2013

Twitter
Tory Almond
@toryalmond
Celery… the perfect delivery tool for peanut butter and ranch dressing. And that’s about it.
8:39 PM - 1 Nov 2013

Twitter
Good Post Doer
@post_presence
dinner - celery sticks, ranch dressing
dessert - celery sticks, peanut butter
1:25 AM - 20 Jan 2014

Twitter
George Avdellas
@GAvdellas
If someone gives you celery without peanut butter or ranch dressing, then they hate you
11:40 AM - 4 Feb 2014

Twitter
Jill Sobo
@jill_sobo
Celery without any peanut butter or ranch dressing is depressing
10:03 PM - 13 Nov 2014

Twitter
Very Stable Genius
@TheRynski
Celery has 3 and only 3 uses…
1) peanut butter delivery
2) ranch dressing delivery
3) food fight missile
Otherwise, fuck you celery!
7:23 PM - 9 May 2016

Twitter
Gene Kendall
@KingConan13
Replying to @JRAM_91
celery is the perfect peanut butter or ranch dressing eating tool though.
7:50 PM - 5 Sep 2016

Twitter
keith a maupin
@keith7061
Replying to @CBS19_Tara
Stick to Celery and peanut butter or Celery and ranch dressing
7:00 PM - 27 Jun 2017

Twitter
LisMij
@lisamija
Celery & peanut butter ❤️ or ranch dressing
Lauren Reid
@LaurendReid
Nads: Can I have a piece of celery?
Me: Sure!
Nads: *takes bite* Joke.. *puts back on plate* i forgot I don’t like celery.. 😅
11:11 AM - 6 Jun 2017

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
Celery is the only food that has both ranch dressing and peanut butter as acceptable toppings
submitted April 12, 2018 by XxoodeexX
COMMENTS
twatness
Also hummus and cream cheese. It’s like an edible spoon.

Twitter
I-Am Muslim
@iFEARALLAH
Celery is the only food that has both ranch dressing and peanut butter as acceptable toppings
2:01 PM - 12 Apr 2018