“I’ll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody,” said the character “Hawkeye” Pierce in an episode ot the TV series M*A*S*H that aired on March 18, 1973. The episode was written by Larry Gelbart and Robert Klane. The line has been included in several books on drinks.
Wikipedia: Ceasefire (M*A*S*H)
“Ceasefire” was episode #23 of the first season of the TV series M*A*S*H. It originally aired on March 18, 1973.
TV Show Episode Scripts
M*A*S*H Episode Scripts
J323 - Cease-Fire
(...)
They’re passing out champagne.
I thought you guys might like some.
Nah, I’ll stick with gin.
Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.
8 June 1973, Record-Eagle (Traverse City, MI), “About Town” with Gene Brown, pg. 4, col. 3:
Champagne is ginger ale that knows somebody.
Google Books
The Quotable Drunkard:
Words of Wit, Wisdom, and Philosophy From the Bottom of the Glass
By Steven Kates
Avon, MA; Adams Media
2011
Pg. 71:
“I’ll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.” —“Hawkeye” Pierce, M*A*S*H
Google Books
Gin: A Global History
By Lesley Jacobs Solmonson
London: Reaktion Books Ltd.
2012
Pg. 113:
Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.
Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*s*H
Google Books
The Power of Positive Drinking
By Cleo Rocos
London: Square Peg
2013
Pg. ?:
“I’ll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.”
Hawkeye, M *A *S *H
Twitter
Gin and Tonic Daily
@gintonicdaily
“I’ll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.”—
M*A*S*H, Hawkeye
Very true.
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