“Coffee: a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone (every morning) forever” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
     
”#coffee a warm delicious alternative to hating everyone every morning forever.  Thank you coffee” was posted on Twitter by Jason Kohlmeyer on March 22, 2014. “The alternative to hating everyone every morning forever #coffee via @pinterest” was posted on Twitter by Sandra on June 8, 2014. “Coffee: /‘kôfé, ‘käfē/ noun; A warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone, every morning forever” was posted on Twitter by Mariah on June 13, 2014. The saying probably originated on an image.
       
“COFFEE: A warm and delicious alternative to hating everyone forever!” was posted on Twitter by 🤗aniruddha on June 14, 2014. “Coffee: a warm delicious alternative to hating everybody forever” was posted on Twitter by Pango on July 12, 2014. “Cof fee {kof e}:n 1. a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever” was posted on Twitter by Death Wish Coffee Co. on December 30, 2014.
   
   
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Jason Kohlmeyer
@JayKohl
#coffee a warm delicious alternative to hating everyone every morning forever.  Thank you coffee
8:28 AM · Mar 22, 2014·Twitter for iPad
   
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Sandra
@Rurallylocated
The alternative to hating everyone every morning forever #coffee via @pinterest
#lol #truth http://pinterest.com/pin/137782069824838343/
10:06 PM · Jun 8, 2014·iOS
   
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Mariah
@__glazeddonut
Coffee: /‘kôfé, ‘käfē/ noun; A warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone, every morning forever.
Synonyms: joe, java
3:35 PM · Jun 13, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
 
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🤗aniruddha™🇮🇳
@iam_anirudha
COFFEE: A warm and delicious alternative to hating everyone forever!
^_^
7:47 AM · Jun 14, 2014·Twitter for Android
     
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Pango
@pangoga93
Coffee: a warm delicious alternative to hating everybody forever. ¡Good morning everyone!
10:57 AM · Jul 12, 2014·Twitter for Android
   
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Ladies Love Lilly
@LadiesLoveLilly
Coffee: a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone every morning forever.
8:39 AM · Jul 20, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Melissa Holmes
@BigCityBareFeet
Coffee: a warm delicious alternative to hating everyone forever.
5:24 AM · Aug 5, 2014 from Smyrna, GA·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Andrea Leach
@andreamarie210
Coffee is a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever.
5:19 PM · Sep 28, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Vin🖤
@VinnieCorreia
Coffee, a warm delicious alternative to hating everyone, forever
2:39 PM · Nov 30, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Jaríz Bernabe ♛
@jarizzybeezy
COFFEE= A warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever. Good morning! http://instagram.com/p/wSaKeIDaSV/
8:48 PM · Dec 6, 2014·Instagram
   
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Death Wish Coffee Co.
@DeathWishCoffee
Cof fee {kof e}:n 1. a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever.
11:52 AM · Dec 30, 2014·Twitter Web Client
       
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macaron de 🥑
@MigueLULZ
Horchata (n.)
a cold, delicious alternative to hating everybody everyday forever
1:44 PM · Aug 16, 2015·Twitter Web Client
   
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Jitters Coffee Bar
@JittersCoffeeMC
#coffee: a warm (or cold) delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning forever. #yummy
12:19 PM · May 26, 2016·Twitter for Android
 
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Liam Barrett
@LiamBarrettEsq2
Coffee {kôf' ē}:n
1. a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever.
(This saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
6:47 AM · Jan 24, 2017·Twitter for Android
 
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TatyAna #stopwar
@TatyanaZhmnva
“COFFEE [ˈkɔfɪ] - a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever.”
😉
#MorningCoffee
9:05 PM · Apr 10, 2019·Twitter Web Client
   
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Death Wish Coffee Company
May 19, 2020 at 9:36 AM ·
You’re welcome
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Coffee: A warm
delicious
alternative to
hating everyone
every morning
forever
   
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Death Wish Coffee Co.
@DeathWishCoffee
Coffee: a warm delicious alternative to hating everyone every morning forever
9:44 AM · May 19, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@SWFLPatriot
Coffee: ☕
A warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever.
7:11 AM · Apr 27, 2022·Twitter for Android