“Coffee…because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand” is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker needs the caffeine in coffee to stay awake, after having slept for five (or fewer) hours.
“Coffee. Cause I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand” was posted on Twitter by Abbey Buckley on August 27, 2013. “Coffee. Because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand” was posted on Twitter by kellymagee on August 28, 2013. “Coffee - because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand” was posted on Twitter by Leah Page later on August 28, 2013. The coffee saying probably originated on an image.
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Abbey Buckley
@buckleyabbey
Coffee. Cause I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand.
4:34 AM · Aug 27, 2013·Twitter for Android
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kellymagee
@magee_kelly
Coffee. Because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand.
10:15 AM · Aug 28, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Leah Page
@leahpaigem
Coffee - because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand
12:46 PM · Aug 28, 2013·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Alicia ponytail Catra Stan
@alicialsgay
Coffee because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand.
8:42 AM · Aug 29, 2013·Twitter SMS
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Swedish Canary
@SwedishCanary
Coffee… because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand.
6:24 AM · Jul 21, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Sunflower Sweetie
@SunnySweetie_
Coffee… Because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand.
12:00 PM · Apr 21, 2015·Hootsuite
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CaffeineDaily
@CaffeineDailyy
Coffee. Because i can count the number of hours i slept last night on one hand.
#caffeine #caffeinedaily #whatsbrewing #loveyourcoffee
1:41 AM · Oct 8, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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The Gardens Cafe, Kiosk & Events
March 8, 2017 ·
Coffee, because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand. 🤔🙄☕️☕️☕️
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Wifey
@MrsBootsBoots
Coffee because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand
7:45 AM · Jul 18, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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RagingCynic
@CdnWhiskey
Coffee ... because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand.
5:49 AM · Jun 12, 2020·Twitter for Android
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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