"Coffee first, your bullshit second” is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. “Ok, Coffee first, your bullshit second...gimme sometime to wake up, please, thank u” was posted on Twitter by Natasha Jasso Smith on February 20, 2011. “Coffee first, your bullshit second” was posted on Twitter by Yasmeen on April 9, 2011.
Authorship is unknown, but it probably originated from an image.
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Natasha Jasso Smith
@natashajasso
Ok, Coffee first, your bullshit second...gimme sometime to wake up, please, thank u.
7:05 AM - 20 Feb 2011
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Natasha Jasso Smith
@natashajasso
Coffee first, your bullshit second; please. Thank you.
6:47 AM - 19 Mar 2011
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Yasmeen.
@Hanafy_y
Coffee first, your bullshit second.
7:16 AM - 9 Apr 2011
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BrookeInVegas™
@BrookeInVegas
Coffee first, your bullshit second.
11:42 AM - 20 Sep 2011
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Gladys Guerrero R.
@nenuhca
coffee first, your bullshit second! Thank you
(An image is shown.—ed.)
1:30 PM - 22 Nov 2011
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Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
Coffee, first. Your bullshit, second.
8:00 AM - 9 Jun 2014
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Pamela Millsaps
@pms221969
#IfMyLifeWereASlogan Coffee First, Your Bullshit Second, Because With Enough #Coffee Anything Is Possible. #TerrificTuesday #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation #TellAnOldJokeDay
2:04 PM - 24 Jul 2018
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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