A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from October 16, 2022
“Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time”

There is a popular “Confucius say” toilet joke.

“Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time” was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on February 6, 1992. “Confucius Says: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have crappy time” was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.bodyart on April 29, 1996.


Google Groups: rec.humor
Confucious?
sno...@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu
Feb 6, 1992, 12:17:02 PM
(...)
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.

Google Groups: rec.humor
Canonical List of Confusciusisms
Andrew L. Roberts
Jan 26, 1993, 8:47:07 AM
Confucius say:
(...)
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.

Google Groups: rec.arts.bodyart
Shopping for Rings…
Semaj the $piceman
Apr 29, 1996, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
Confucius Says: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

Google Groups: alt.support.stop-smoking
Hawkucius says
Häwkeýe
Jul 27, 2002, 8:42:16 PM
(...)
- A man who drops watch into toilet have shitty time.

Twitter
Cherish Hellfire
@CherishHellfire
Confucius say ...Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
2:09 PM · Oct 4, 2007·Twitter Web Client

Google Books
Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 22
By Thomas F. Shubnell
CreateSpace
2008
Pg. 126:
Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.

Twitter
thomas clifford
@tommytrc
Confucius say— Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.  #confucius
4:12 PM · Feb 20, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Richard Dean Fisher
@fishfiremusic
“Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.” -unknown
9:52 PM · Mar 9, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Rob Karaznevic
@dogtheballer
People who drop a watch into the toilet are bound to have a shitty time.
6:02 PM · May 25, 2010·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Julius Sello Malema
@Julius_S_Malema
Man who drops watch in toilet is bound to have shitty time #chinesesaying
7:03 AM · Dec 1, 2010·Echofon

Twitter
Arissa H.
@minicloud
Confucius say: Man who drop watch into toilet bowl, bound to have shitty time.
10:05 AM · Jan 2, 2011·Twitter for iPhone

Bike Chat Forums
Chinese proverb say…
GhostRider
Posted: 16:25 - 07 Feb 2011
(...)
Man who drop watch into toilet........bound to have shitty time.

Twitter
Bryon Au
@smellybiskit
Au-some pun of the day: Man who drops watch into toilet, bound to have shitty time.
9:50 AM · Feb 16, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Google Books
The Biggest Joke Book Ever
By Jack Jacoby
Victoria, BC: Trafford Publishing
2012
Pg. 988:
Man who drops watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/ScarletNumbers November 27, 2016
Confucius say man who drops watch in toilet…
...has shitty time

iFunny
l1l_wholesome_memes
15 oct 2021
CONFUCIUS SAY MAN WHO DROP WATCH IN TOILET HAVE CRAPPY TIME

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/sendhelppIss January 23, 2022
You could say a man who drops his watch in the toilet would have shitty time

Twitter
3RF_🎃
@3RF___
Replying to @Midnight_Center
“He who drops his watch into the toilet, is bound to have a shitty time.”
- Sun Tzu (probably)
7:38 PM · Oct 11, 2022·Twitter Web App

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