A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from September 27, 2021
“Cop: You’re going to prison for forgery. Me (slides him a 37 dollar bill): What about now?”

A joke about forgery was posted on Twitter by Jon on July 17, 2020:

Cop: you’re going to prison for forgery.
Me *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now?



Twitter
Jon
@ArfMeasures
Cop: you’re going to prison for forgery
Me *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now
11:10 AM · Jul 17, 2020·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Ew_its_Jack October 12, 2020
The Negotiator
Cop: you’re going to prison for forgery Me: slides him a 37 dollar bill what about now

Twitter
incorrect obey me!
@wrongobeyme
cop: you’re going to prison for forgery
mammon *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now
11:39 AM · Dec 30, 2020·Twitter Web App

Twitter
swollenvoice
@swollenvoice
Cop: You’re going to prison for forgery.
Me: *Slides him a $143 dollar bill* What about now?
7:04 PM · Feb 16, 2021·Twitter for Android

Reddit—NotFunnyButHilarious
Posted by u/invertedparadX June 23, 2021
Cop: you’re going to prison for forgery
Me [slides him a 37 dollar bill]: what about now?

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/thebait123 September 21, 2021
Policeman: You’re going to prison for forgery.
Me: Slides him a $37 bill. What about now?

Twitter
Matt Holme
@mattholme0
Policeman: “I’m arresting you”
Me: “ What for?”
Policeman: “Forgery”
Me(pushing a £43 note towards him)"What about now?”
#lunchpun
#RateMyPun
7:00 AM · Sep 23, 2021·Twitter for Android

LaffGaff
Forgery
September 26, 2021 by laffgaff
Policeman: You’re going to prison for forgery.
Me: Slides him a $37 bill. What about now?

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Military/Religion /Health • Monday, September 27, 2021 • Permalink