Some people compare cranberry juice to alcohol (especially wine). This was posted on Twitter by Jessica Rumo on March 19, 2019:
“Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy.”
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Jessica Rumo
@itsOnly_Jessica
Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy.
5:11 AM · Mar 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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☯️ eat ass for breakfast
@RomarioKeen
Cranberry juice taste like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy
9:23 AM · Mar 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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My sweet brother Numpsey
@iKeepzit1Hunnit
Hard to argue this RT @itsOnly_Jessica: Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy.
12:13 PM · Mar 19, 2019·TweetCaster for Android
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/[deleted] March 20, 2019
Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but is too shy.
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youngCEO
@kaRateChoPyoLiP
Cranberry juice taste like it wanted to be alcohol but was too shy.
8:18 AM · Mar 20, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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chuddy
@tz_chuddy
Cranberry juice tastes like what wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy to be…
A little splash of vodka and it’s all grown up!!!
3:03 AM · Jul 8, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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~|Sophie|~
@pieceoftrash102
I relate to cranberry juice cocktail, because it’s like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy to do it, like same
12:50 PM · Aug 3, 2019·Twitter for iPad
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/31moreyears December 29, 2019
Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol so bad but it’s shy.
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