Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family.
“cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons” was posted on Twitter by Brandon Emerson on August 6, 2010. “Cucumbers are like unsweetened watermelons” was posted on Twitter by GardenBoi Cactus on August 26, 2013. “Cucumbers are just unsweetened watermelons” was posted on Reddit—Trees on April 28, 2015. “My wife said ‘Cucumbers are just unsweetened watermelons’ and I’m reeling” was posted on Twitter by Grant - 199X Edition on December 1, 2018.
“A lady in the hair salon’s 19 y/o son, SWEARS that he saw on tv that cucumbers are baby watermelons. I fell OUT laughing” was posted on Twitter by So_pRHOductive on August 14, 2010. “x note to self: cucumbers are baby watermelons” was posted on Twitter by “if a baby snake was a baby baby” on March 13, 2013. “Cucumbers are just baby watermelons” was posted on Twitter by Paul Taylor on May 8, 2019. “i heard cucumbers are baby watermelons” was posted on Twitter by aj on May 29, 2020. “Cucumbers are baby watermelons” was posted on Twitter by paavam myran on October 22, 2020.
“Cucumbers are like long savoury watermelons” was posted on Twitter by Fair Ohs on June 6, 2013. “A concept: Cucumbers are savory watermelons” was posted on Twitter by Jessica on June 13, 2018. “Cucumbers are savoury watermelons” was posted on Twitter by Eddy Frankel on August 2, 2018. “Cucumbers are just savoury watermelons. Change my mind” was posted on Twitter by Priestess of Diadems on September 3, 2018. “Cucumbers are savory watermelons” was posted on Twitter by Esther Soucoup on March 7, 2019. “Cucumbers are really just savory watermelons” was posted on Twitter by Michelle Elaine Burton on May 24, 2021.
“Cucumbers are the tiny tasteless cousin of watermelons and their other relative meat” was posted on Twitter by WasAFatGuy on December 4, 2014. “Cucumbers are just tasteless watermelons” was posted on Twitter by Tat on August 31, 2016. “Cucumbers are just tasteless watermelons” was posted on Twitter by Mitch on August 20, 2020. “Cucumbers are just tasteless watermelons” was posted on Twitter by saintshiesty later on August 20, 2020.
“Cucumbers are diet watermelons” was posted on Twitter by Greg Burnham on May 5, 2019. “cucumbers are diet watermelons if you really think about it” was posted on Twitter by Joshua Fleming on September 6, 2019. “Cucumbers are just diet watermelons” was posted on Twitter by Blick Winkel on January 4, 2020. “Cucumbers are just diet Watermelons” was posted on Twitter by 𝓗𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓲𝓲𝓜𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓲𝓲 on March 24, 2021.
Related cucumber-watermelon sayings include “Cucumber is the watermelon of the vegetable world,” “Cucumbers are the watermelons of vegetables,” “The best part of a cucumber is the worst part of a watermelon,” “The good part of a cucumber is the bad part of a watermelon” and “Watermelons look like fat cucumbers.”
Wikipedia: Cucumber
Cucumber (Cucumis sativus) is a widely-cultivated creeping vine plant in the Cucurbitaceae gourd family that bears cucumiform fruits, which are used as vegetables. There are three main varieties of cucumber—slicing, pickling, and burpless/seedless—within which several cultivars have been created. The cucumber originates from South Asia, but now grows on most continents, as many different types of cucumber are traded on the global market.
Wikipedia: Watermelon
Watermelon (Citrullus lanatus) is a flowering plant species of the Cucurbitaceae family. A scrambling and trailing vine-like plant, it was originally domesticated in Africa. It is a highly cultivated fruit worldwide, with more than 1,000 varieties.
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Michelle Elise
@heymichella
Cucumbers taste like watermelon rinds. Beginning to theorize that cucumbers are underdeveloped watermelons. What does this make pickles?
9:13 PM · May 3, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Brandon Emerson
@brandonemerson
cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons.
10:34 PM · Aug 6, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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So_pRHOductive
@So_pRHOductive
Replying to @LocXurious
@LocXurious A lady in the hair salon’s 19 y/o son, SWEARS that he saw on tv that cucumbers are baby watermelons. I fell OUT laughing.
3:20 PM · Aug 14, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Corey Cook
@humorpidgeon
cucumbers are just unripened watermelons
10:17 PM · Aug 10, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Allison Jakoby
@mrsallij
“Cucumbers are watermelons with all the fun sucked out of them.” - @sketchism
9:22 PM · Nov 19, 2011·Echofon
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if a baby snake was a baby baby
@imarriedzelda
@adieuxx note to self: cucumbers are baby watermelons
5:32 AM · Mar 13, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Fair Ohs
@fairohs
Cucumbers are like long savoury watermelons
9:54 AM · Jun 6, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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GardenBoi Cactus
@Cactus_Carlton
Cucumbers are like unsweetened watermelons.
8:56 PM · Aug 26, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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dino
@icecreampoo
cucumbers are like unsweet watermelons
6:03 PM · Oct 17, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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PJ Lanaghan
@P_Lanaghan
Cucumbers are just really stretched out, unripe watermelons.
8:34 AM · Jan 16, 2014·Twitter for Android
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b.
@ay0brandiiii
Cucumbers are basically watermelons that aren’t sweet
1:32 PM · Oct 7, 2014·Echofon
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WasAFatGuy
@fatguythe
Cucumbers are the tiny tasteless cousin of watermelons and their other relative meat.
1:55 AM · Dec 4, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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jordan star
@_adroj
cucumbers are just skinny watermelons in my world
10:46 PM · Mar 10, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Trees
Posted by u/Poopyjoe April 28, 2015
Cucumbers are just unsweetened watermelons
I’m eating one and it tastes like I’d imagine watermelon would if it were unsweetened
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Blake Rock
@blake_rock
Cucumbers are just small watermelons right? -@heath394
2:12 PM · May 25, 2015 from Sycaway, NY·Twitter for iPhone
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Kole Keller
@elokrellek
“Cucumbers are just underdeveloped watermelons” - @sedona_renee
12:33 PM · Jul 27, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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claires penis
@clairentsb
Cucumbers are just skinny watermelons
1:14 PM · Aug 11, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/MaritimeRecidivist October 24, 2015
I’m pretty sure cucumbers are just watermelons that said fuck it…. I’m staying like this.
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Dianey
@DianeyDampor
I’m starting to believe that Cucumbers are just thin Watermelons.
12:31 PM · Jan 29, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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Matt Coslet
@matt_coslet
Cucumbers are just phallic tasteless watermelons
4:50 PM · Mar 28, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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ك
@mawueli
Cucumbers are just sugar free watermelons.
12:45 AM · Aug 21, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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Tat
@Tatenda_Avocado
Cucumbers are just tasteless watermelons.
2:06 PM · Aug 31, 2016 from Harare, Zimbabwe·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/trash1trash1trash December 9, 2016
Cucumbers are just watermelons without the red part.
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sunnie
@xserendipitousx
“cucumbers are like skinny watermelons” -isadora
10:52 AM · May 19, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Roisin Conaty
@Roisinconaty
Cucumbers are just very sober watermelons
3:55 PM · Jun 16, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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State Sponsored Juice Cleanse
@aka__tito
Cucumbers are just watermelons that didn’t grow the red part.
11:52 AM · Jul 1, 2017·Twitter for Android
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Sine Energy EP OUT now!!
@wavywavyjones
Cucumbers are really sugar free watermelons
11:15 AM · Aug 22, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Bryce Murphy
@Alkaline_Bryce
Cucumbers are like the unsweetened tea version of watermelons
12:10 PM · Oct 26, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Lana Del Ayyyyy
@ladescarada305
Cucumbers are like skinny salty watermelons
9:43 PM · May 16, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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opemipo
@edendejo
Cucumbers are just miniature unsweetened watermelons
8:13 AM · May 23, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Jessica
@its_jesssxx
A concept: Cucumbers are savory watermelons
2:31 PM · Jun 13, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Dkun
@DkunDX
Replying to @KKCYBERai
cucumbers are just sugarless watermelons and I hate them
8:15 PM · Jul 30, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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Eddy Frankel
@eddyfrankel
Cucumbers are savoury watermelons
5:25 PM · Aug 2, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Thomas Cogley
@JohnnyPixels
Cucumbers are savoury watermelons
4:17 AM · Aug 20, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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Priestess of Diadems
@Voidjumper
Cucumbers are just savoury watermelons.
Change my mind.
7:29 PM · Sep 3, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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Grant - 199X Edition
@grantthethief
My wife said “Cucumbers are just unsweetened watermelons” and I’m reeling.
7:48 PM · Dec 1, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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d
@desisomethingg
“Cucumbers are tiny long watermelons”
4:04 PM · Dec 22, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Cameroñ_Carruth
@Cameron_Carruth
Cucumbers are just unsweetened watermelons
7:14 PM · Jan 9, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Esther Soucoup
@EstherHTweets
Cucumbers are savory watermelons
3:11 PM · Mar 7, 2019·Twitter for Android
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Greg Burnham
@GregHBurnham
Cucumbers are diet watermelons.
1:24 PM · May 5, 2019·Twitter Web Client
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Paul Taylor
@stealthtwits
Cucumbers are just baby watermelons.
11:27 PM · May 8, 2019·Twitter for Android
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Anne Marie Rose
@jeveuxmetuer
Cucumbers are savoury watermelons.
5:14 PM · May 23, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Joshua Fleming
@flemtasticbaby
cucumbers are diet watermelons if you really think about it
2:10 AM · Sep 6, 2019·Twitter Web App
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joc
@juanitaorregoc
cucumbers are just salty watermelons
6:32 AM · Oct 10, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Blick Winkel (H. Anthony I.)
@blockwonkel
Replying to @heartpatterned and @rosemarywitch
Cucumbers are just diet watermelons.
3:09 PM · Jan 4, 2020 from Porter, TX·Twitter for Android
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Racc’tika Greatwood
@Rinzy_R
Replying to @Bronytwin02
cucumbers are just unsweet watermelons
5:27 PM · Mar 6, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Sakusa
@disgustedsakusa
3 am thought (part 3): cucumbers are just unsweetened watermelons.
3:43 PM · May 23, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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aj
@aaronjonas12
i heard cucumbers are baby watermelons
12:31 PM · May 29, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Zach
@Photo_ling4227
Cucumbers are just long and thin watermelons.
2:38 AM · Jul 8, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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vaccinated doggie
@tagzedawg
Little known fact: Cucumbers are actually baby watermelons.
12:09 PM · Jul 21, 2020·Twitter Web App
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MattjxnesTV
@MattjxnesTV
Cucumbers are just savoury watermelons
2:53 PM · Aug 10, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Ajaí.K ♛
@VvsTyah
Cucumbers Are Unsweetened Watermelons In A Different Shape
10:41 PM · Aug 10, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Mitch.
@lmxtchl
Cucumbers are just tasteless watermelons
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Dicki Minaj
@DICKIMINAJ
· Aug 19, 2020
Replying to @audiophilegirl
Idk why but I thought they were cucumbers so it reminded me of this
12:06 AM · Aug 20, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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saintshiesty
@yslkhan
Cucumbers are just tasteless watermelons
8:35 AM · Aug 20, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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You need a soul
@_thesunlesssea
Replying to @windupfray
cucumbers are unsweetened m&m watermelons send tweet
2:52 AM · Oct 4, 2020·Twitter for Android
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paavam myran.
@anonymyran
Cucumbers are baby watermelons
4:18 AM · Oct 22, 2020·Twitter for Android
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A WITS MSc Candidate
@Kat_not_basic
If we’re being honest, cucumbers are just sugar-free watermelons in smaller sizes
11:48 AM · Jan 11, 2021·Twitter for Android
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do the boogie like
@hobiqtie
cucumbers are unsweetened watermelons
11:48 AM · Mar 2, 2021·Twitter for Android
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𝓗𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓲𝓲𝓜𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓲𝓲
@HexxxMamiii
Cucumbers are just diet Watermelons
11:48 PM · Mar 24, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Michelle Elaine Burton
@m_e_burton
Cucumbers are really just savory watermelons.
1:43 PM · May 24, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/XxUs3rnam3xX May 26, 2021
Cucumbers are tiny, long, unsweetened watermelons