A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from July 15, 2017
“Damn girl, are you my report card? Because my parents would be disgusted if they saw you”

"Damn girl, are you my report card?” is a line with several punchlines. “Aye girl are you my report card? Because baby you got double Ds” was posted on Twitter on April 15, 2013. “Baby girl, are you my report card? Because i juz wan to keep you to myself eh” was posted on Twitter on April 20, 2014.

“Damn girl, are you my report card cuz I wanna take you home and disappoint my parents” was posted on Twitter on April 22, 2015. “Dang girl are you my report card? Cuz my parents would be disgusted if they saw you” was posted on Twitter on August 18, 2016.


Twitter
Joe‏
@Josephbistolfi
Aye girl are you my report card? Because baby you got double Ds wink #holla
10:48 PM - 15 Apr 2013

Twitter
kodi‏
@KokonutRum
#pickuplinesthatgetyoupunched girl are you my report card because you bout to be filled with Ds
10:34 PM - 10 Jul 2013

Twitter
A$AP Matt Berns‏
@Matt_Berns_
Damn girl, are you my report card? Because you’re stressing me out and making me hate my life 😏
1:42 PM - 4 Apr 2014

Twitter
RJ‏
@The_Dissembler
LOL Ode RT @1stoopidgenius: “Baby girl, are you my report card? Because i juz wan to keep you to myself eh...”
2:26 PM - 20 Apr 2014

Twitter
Patrick McNeil‏
@realpatmcneil
Damn girl, are you my report card cuz I wanna take you home and disappoint my parents
2:19 PM - 22 Apr 2015

Twitter
Spliff Dog‏
@Sir_Spliff
Damn girl, are you my report card? Cause I really don’t want my parents to see you.
10:55 AM - 3 Jun 2016

Twitter
Justin‏
@King_Cowles
Dang girl are you my report card? Cuz my parents would be disgusted if they saw you. 😂
11:18 AM - 18 Aug 2016

Me.Me
GUY DAMN GIRL ARE YOU MY REPORT CARD? GIRL LOL NO WHY? GUY CUZ MY PARENTS WOULD BE DISGUSTED IF THEY SAW YOU @GUCCI GAMEBOY SNAPCHAT DANKMEMESGANG MEME
GIRLS GUCCI LOL MEMES PARENTS SAW SNAPCHAT GIRL DAMN GIRL 🤖 GAMEBOY ARES DAMNED WHY THEY DISGUSTING DISGUST IFS GAMEBOYS REPORT CARD SNAPCHATER SNAPCHATED REPORTATE
FOUND @ 8428 LIKES ON 2016-11-11 08:36:50 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: FACEBOOK

Reddit—Jokes
Damn girl are you my report card?
submitted July 15, 2017 by angelhorns
Because my parents would be disgusted if they saw you.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Saturday, July 15, 2017 • Permalink