A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from July 25, 2015
Day 1—Sunday

The following words or phrases are about Sunday:

“A Sunday well spent brings a week of content”
“August is like the Sunday of summer”
“Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday”
“Better days are just around the corner. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday”
“Carbs don’t count on Sunday”
“Carbs don’t count on Sundays”
“Carbs on Sunday don’t count. Those are the Lord’s carbs and He wants you to be happy”
“Dance like nobody’s watching. Drink on Sundays like you don’t have to go to work in the morning”
“Eagles don’t deliver on Sunday” (NFL football joke)
“Eleven o’clock on Sunday morning is the most segregated hour in America”
“How the days feel: Mooooooonday Tueeeeeesday Weednesday Thuursday Friday Strdy S”
“I have a feeling that my ‘check liver’ light’ may come on this weekend”
“I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago”
“I swear it was Friday like 2 seconds ago”
“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end it would be Sunday afternoon”
“It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it, then feel really sad around 8 p.m.”
“It’s not a Sunday unless you totally waste the whole day”
“Keep calm and pretend that tomorrow is not Monday” (Sunday saying)
“Let’s get this weekend going, people! That wine ain’t gonna pour itself!”
“Let’s get this weekend started, people! This wine ain’t gonna pour itself!”
“May everything you want this weekend be within reach of the couch”
“May everything you want this weekend be within reach of your couch”
“May your coffee be strong and your Sunday be long”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday blink Monday”
“My body only fights off illness on Saturday and Sunday. I have a weekend immune system”
“My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people don’t think I’m dead”
“My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday”
“On any given Sunday” ("On any given Saturday")
“On Sundays, my coffee is recreational. As opposed to weekdays, when it’s medicinal”
“Paychecks and weekends have a lot in common. They are short and don’t last long enough”
“Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling”
“Sunday carbs don’t count. Those are the Lord’s carbs and He wants us to be happy”
“Sunday carbs don’t count. Those are the Lord’s carbs and He wants you to be happy”
“Sunday is a day of rest. The rest of the laundry, the rest of the housework…”
“Sundays are no place for pants or responsibilities”
“Sundays have no place for pants or responsibilities”
“Sundays should come with a pause button”
“The only thing that travels faster than light is weekends”
“There needs to be a restaurant named Chick-fil-B open exclusively on Sundays”
“There’s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday”
“This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you”
“Warning: Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday”
“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless”
“Weekends used to feel like mini vacations. Now they feel like the minute boxers get”
“Win on Sunday, sell on Monday” (auto racing adage)
“You don’t build a church for Easter Sunday”
Full Ginsburg (to appear on all Sunday morning news shows)
Pay-to-Pray (Sunday parking meter regulations)
Pre-Monday (Sunday nickname)
Selection Sunday
Shunday
Sober Sunday

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityCalendar • Saturday, July 25, 2015 • Permalink