A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from July 25, 2015
Day 2—Monday

The following words or phrases are about Monday:

“A case of the Mondays” (school/work saying)
“A Tuesday after a holiday is like a double whammy Monday”
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF”
“Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like Monday”
“Anyone who says ‘good morning’ on a Monday is a sociopath”
“Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays”
“Coffee, because Monday happens every week”
“Coffee is a cup of hope in a world full of chaos and Mondays”
“Coffee is the best Monday motivation”
“Cyber Monday—The one time a year that people look forward to Monday mornings”
“Dear Monday, Go step on a Lego”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday”
“Do sharks complain about Monday? No. They’re up early, biting stuff, chasing shit, being scary..”
“Do what you love and you’ll never have a problem with Monday”
“Drink your coffee and grab Monday by the beans”
“Employers are most happy on Mondays. Employees are most happy on Fridays”
“Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever”
“God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend”
“Have a good weekend because Monday will be here in 30 minutes”
“Have a great weekend because Monday will be here in 20 minutes”
“Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday”
“How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?"/"Tell her a joke on Friday.”
“How the days feel: Mooooooonday Tueeeeeesday Weednesday Thuursday Friday Strdy S”
“I always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday”
“I can hear Monday morning already whispering ‘Go fuck yourself’ into my ear”
“I don’t like Monday morning people. Or Mondays. Or mornings. Or people”
“I don’t like Monday mornings, or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays. Or mornings. Or people”
“I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays”
“I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago”
“I swear it was Friday like 2 seconds ago”
“I’ve decided to dress as a different bread every day next week. Roll on Monday”
“I’ve got the same Easter plans as Jesus. Disappear on Friday, show up on Monday”
“If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays”
“If Monday had a face, I would punch it”
“It’s Friday, time to go make stories for Monday”
“It’s Monday, teachers. Put on your capes”
“It’s Monday, wine a little”
“It’s only Tuesday? Monday took so long, I thought it was Wednesday!”
“January is the Monday of the year”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday”
“Keep calm and pretend that tomorrow is not Monday” (Sunday saying)
“King Henry Died Monday Drinking Chocolate Milk” (metric mnemonic)
“Less Monday, more summer”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short”
“May your coffee kick in before Monday does”
“May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, asshat, twatface & motherfucker free!”
“May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, moron, twatface and motherfucker free!”
“Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you, either”
“Meet a new Monday and remember that happiness is a choice”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life”
“Monday is just Taco Tuesday Eve”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems”
“Monday is one of my favorite days of the week—my 7th favorite”
“Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes”
“Monday. Let’s go and grab it by the coffee beans”
“Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly”
“Monday: Nothing a glass of wine can’t fix”
“Monday plan: Drink coffee, Be awesome, Ignore negativity”
“Monday should be optional”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday blink Monday”
“Monday? You mean Taco Tuesday Eve!”
“Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks”
“Mondays are for fresh starts”
“Mondays are my favorite day to question all my life decisions”
“Mondays are now ‘Taco Tuesday Eve’ until further notice”
“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life”
“Mondays aren’t so bad. It’s your job that sucks”
“Mondays suck so hard, they should work in porn”
“Mondays: The only day you can wear the exact same outfit as yesterday without anyone knowing”
“Never trust anyone who smiles on a Monday”
“No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday”
“Not sure if it’s the end of the world or just Monday”
“On Monday mornings, I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks”
“On Mondays, I feel like I need coffee injected directly into my veins”
“Remember, Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks”
“Rule #1 to working out: Never skip Monday”
“Shortest horror story: Monday”
“Step aside, Monday. This is a job for coffee”
“Sunday night is just pure panic about Monday morning”
“Taco Tuesday Eve is why Mondays are great!”
“Tea is a cup of hope in a world full of chaos and Mondays”
“Thank God it’s Monday…said no one ever”
“The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest”
“The five stages of Monday; Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Wine”
“There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays”
“There’s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday”
“Too much Monday, not enough coffee”
“Tuesday is just Monday’s evil twin”
“Tuesday is just Monday’s ugly sister”
“Tuesday is just second Monday”
“Tuesday isn’t so bad. It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday”
“Warning: Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday”
“Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!”
“What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?"/"Retired.”
“What follows two days of rain in Oregon? Monday!” (joke)
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?”
“Win on Sunday, sell on Monday” (auto racing adage)
“With enough coffee, even a Monday looks good”
Black Monday; Black Tuesday; Black Thursday; Black Friday (Wall Street stock declines)
Black Monday (head coach firing day after NFL regular season)
Blue Monday (third Monday in January)
First Monday Trade Days (Horse Monday; Dog Monday)
Macaroni Monday
Margarita Monday
Meatless Monday
Merger Monday
Messed-up Monday
Mojito Monday
Monday Morning Quarterback
Moonshine Monday
Move It Monday
Pre-Monday (Sunday nickname)

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityCalendar • Saturday, July 25, 2015 • Permalink