A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 25, 2015
Day 3—Tuesday

The following words or phrases are about Tuesday:

“(I will gladly pay you Tuesday for) A hamburger today”
“A Tuesday after a holiday is like a double whammy Monday”
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF”
“Coffee, because Tuesday happens every week”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday”
“Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday”
“I always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday”
“I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays”
“It’s only Tuesday? Monday took so long, I thought it was Wednesday!”
“Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday blink Monday”
“Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday”
“Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday”
“The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest”
“Tuesday is just Monday’s ugly sister”
“Tuesday is just second Monday”
“Tuesday isn’t so bad. It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday”
“Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? Wet Fart Wednesday”
Black Monday; Black Tuesday; Black Thursday; Black Friday (Wall Street stock declines)
Boozeday Tuesday
Chewsday (chew + Tuesday)
Giving Tuesday (Tuesday after Thanksgiving)
Rally Tuesday
Taco Tuesday
Tanked Tuesday
Tasty Tuesday
Tequila Tuesday
Terrific Tuesday
Tipsy Tuesday
Trashed Tuesday (Trashy Tuesday)
Trashy Tuesday (Tuesday night gay bar-hopping in Dallas)
Turbo Tuesday
Turnaround Tuesday
Twisted Tuesday

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityCalendar • Saturday, July 25, 2015 • Permalink