The following words or phrases are about Wednesday:
“A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day”
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF”
“Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like Wednesday”
“How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?"/"Tell her a joke on Wednesday.”
“How the days feel: Mooooooonday Tueeeeeesday Weednesday Thuursday Friday Strdy S”
“Hump Day: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday”
“Hump Day Wednesday: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday”
“I always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday”
“I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays”
“I think of Wednesday as the middle finger of the work week”
“It’s only Tuesday? Monday took so long, I thought it was Wednesday!”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday blink Monday”
“My boss yelled, ‘You’ve been late 3 times this week, Do you know what that means?‘“ (Wednesday joke)
“No one gets sick on Wednesdays”
“Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday”
“The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest”
“Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? Wet Fart Wednesday”
“Wednesday is Latin for ‘almost Friday‘“
“Wednesday is Latin for ‘it’s almost Friday‘“
“Wednesday is like small Friday”
“Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week”
“Wednesday: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday”
“Wednesday (noun): still not Friday”
“Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!”
“Wednesdays are the middle finger of the week”
“What’s the best day to fly a kite?"/"Windsday.”
“Whiskey Wednesday. It’s like Taco Tuesday, but better”
“Whiskey Wednesday. It’s like Taco Tuesday, but for badasses”
“Whiskey Wednesday. It’s like Taco Tuesday, but more fun”
“Whiskey Wednesday. It’s like Taco Tuesday, only cooler”
“Wine makes Wednesdays wonderful”
“Wine Wednesday: Like a little holiday in the middle of the week”
“You ever had a really long week and then realize it’s Wednesday?”
Carvel (Flying Saucer, Wednesday is Sundae, et al.)
Waffle Wednesday
Wasted Wednesday
Wiener Wednesday
Welfare Wednesday (Food Stamp Friday)
Whiskey Wednesday
Wine Wednesday
Winesday Wednesday
Wing Wednesday
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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