A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 25, 2015
Day 6—Friday

The following words or phrases are about Friday:

“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF”
“Better days are just around the corner. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday”
“Coffee tastes better on Fridays”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday”
“Dear liver, it’s Friday. Sorry, little buddy”
“Employers are most happy on Mondays. Employees are most happy on Fridays”
“Friday. Golden child of the weekdays. Superhero of the workweek. Welcome wagon to the weekend”
“Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from beating my coworkers”
“Friday is my second favorite ‘F’ word”
“Friday must be a woman. It takes forever to come”
“Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever”
“How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?"/"Tell her a joke on Friday.”
“I always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday”
“I don’t care if it’s Friday the 13th. I’m just happy it’s finally Friday!”
“I don’t work on Fridays, I make appearances”
“I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays”
“I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago”
“I swear it was Friday like 2 seconds ago”
“I’ve got the same Easter plans as Jesus. Disappear on Friday, show up on Monday”
“If 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 40, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?”
“If Friday had a face, I would kiss it”
“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here, either”
“Is it Friday yet?”
“It may be Friday the 13th, but it is still Friday and a reason to dance”
“It’s Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window”
“It’s Friday!!!! Sorry, just practicing for tomorrow” (Thursday saying)
“It’s Friday! The only decision you need to make is bottle or glass”
“It’s Friday, time to go make stories for Monday”
“It’s Thursday, which is ‘Friday Eve’ in Optimisian”
“Live every day like it’s a summer Friday”
“Live every day like it’s summer Friday”
“Live every Friday like it’s a summer Friday”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday blink Monday”
“Music always sounds better on Friday”
“My boss yelled, ‘You’ve been late 5 times this week, Do you know what that means?‘“ (Friday joke)
“My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people don’t think I’m dead”
“Never check stock prices on Friday—it could spoil the weekend”
“Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday”
“Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday”
“On Fridays, I prefer my espresso in a martini”
“Only Robinson Crusoe had all his work done by Friday”
“Sure Happy It’s Thursday” ("shit” backronym); “So Happy It’s Thursday, Friday Is Tomorrow”
“Thank God It’s Friday” or “Thank Goodness It’s Friday” (TGIF)
“Thank Goodness It’s Friday” or “Thank God It’s Friday” (TGIF)
“The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest”
“Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, It’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday”
“Tremendously Grateful It’s Friday” (TGIF)
“We’re all just kids posing as professionals, counting the days until Friday”
“Wednesday is like small Friday”
“What day does an Easter egg hate the most?"/"Fry-day.”
“What’s the best day to eat bacon?"/"Fry-day.”
“Why don’t you eat fish on Thanksgiving?"/"Because Thanksgiving never falls on a fry day”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?”
“Yay, it’s Friday! Oh wait, I’m a realtor”
“You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol”
Black Monday; Black Tuesday; Black Thursday; Black Friday (Wall Street stock declines)
Fallout Friday
Friday Night Lights
Frinally (Friday + finally)
Friyay (Friday + yay)
Fucked-up Friday
Girl Friday (Gal Friday)
Guy Friday (Man Friday)
High Five Friday
POETS Day (Piss Off Early, Tomorrow’s Saturday)
SLIF (Sorry Liver, It’s Friday)
TGI Friday’s (1965); “Thank God It’s Friday” or “TGIF” (1934)
Welfare Wednesday (Food Stamp Friday)

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityCalendar • Saturday, July 25, 2015 • Permalink