A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 23, 2019
“Describe yourself in three words."/"Lazy.”

"Describe yourself in three words."/"Lazy" is a jocular job interview that has been printed on many images.

“How would you describe yourself in 3 words? — LAZY. LAZY. LAZY” was posted on Twitter by 𝑲𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒖𝒊𝒔𝒆 💋 on October 24, 2010. “Went for a job interview, he says to me, ‘describe yourself in three words’. i said ‘lazy’” was posted on Twitter by Paul on February 13, 2011. 

“If I had to describe myself in three words, I would say, ‘Not very good at maths‘“ and “When the interviewer asked me to describe myself in three words, I replied, ‘Efficient‘“ are related jokes.


Twitter
Charlotte McArdle
@Lottie_Mac
How would you describe yourself in 3 words? — Lazy, idiotic and loud http://4ms.me/b1kgle
11:40 PM · Aug 1, 2010·Spring.me

Twitter
nana
@mingimuslim
How would you describe yourself in 3 words? — lazy, rebel, friendly smile http://4ms.me/dwOenk
10:05 AM · Aug 8, 2010·Spring.me

Twitter
𝑲𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒖𝒊𝒔𝒆 💋
@KissBalbuena
How would you describe yourself in 3 words? — LAZY. LAZY. LAZY http://4ms.me/9h1vq0
9:05 PM · Oct 24, 2010·Spring.me

Twitter
Paul
@hi_randy
Replying to @chrissypeekaboo
@chrissypav went for a job interview, he says to me, “describe yourself in three words”. i said “lazy”.
5:38 PM · Feb 13, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
HemingwaysCigar
@HemingwaysCigar
Interviewer: “Now, could you describe yourself in three words for me?”
Me: “Lazy.”
8:44 AM · Feb 20, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Robert Magolan
@bigonnoise
Interviewer: “Now, could you describe yourself in three words for me?”
Me: “Lazy.”
3:40 PM · Feb 21, 2011·Twitter for Android

Twitter
💥 Bo Diddly jr.💥
@Jimboleem
Her: describe yourself in three words for me?”.....
Me: “Lazy.”
4:07 PM · Apr 26, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Google Books
5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
New York, NY: Skyhorse Publishing
2013
Pg. 57:
Interviewer: ‘Now, could you describe yourself in three words for me?’ Me: ‘Lazy.’

Twitter
Ben
@0point5twins
“Describe yourself in three words”
“Lazy”
4:21 AM · Feb 14, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Funny
u/Osmundo3 May 29, 2015
“Describe yourself in three words.”
Lazy.

Reddit—Jokes
u/BookerGinger December 11, 2016
“Describe yourself in three words”
“Lazy”

Reddit—Jokes
u/FurySMH April 26, 2019
Interviewer: So, describe yourself in three words
Me: Lazy

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Monday, September 23, 2019 • Permalink