"Curdle” doesn’t sound like “hurdle,” but there have been cheese puns. “Did you hear about the cheese that failed? It fell at the final curdle” was posted on Twitter on June 1, 2012. “Did you hear about the cheese that lost at the Olympics? It fell at the final curdle” was posted on Twitter on June 15, 2012.
“Did you hear the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle” was posted on Twitter on October 7, 2014.
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Joshua Gregory
@HeshGreggz
@JackiwinKelly @IAMTOYC whoa, guys...did you hear about the cheese that failed? It fell at the final curdle.
11:44 AM - 1 Jun 2012
Twitter
Cheese Jokes
@dailycheesejoke
Did you hear about the cheese that failed? It fell at the final curdle.
6:30 PM - 14 Jun 2012
Twitter
Hannah Sibai
@hannahsibai
@quark50up Did you hear about the cheese that lost at the Olympics? It fell at the final curdle.
3:08 AM - 15 Jun 2012
Twitter
Cheese Jokes
@dailycheesejoke
Did you hear about the cheese that failed? It fell at the final curdle.
7:58 AM - 13 May 2014
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Birch Coffee
@BirchCoffee
Did you hear the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle. #FOODIE trivia, 10/14. You in? http://ow.ly/CoNSG
7:55 PM - 7 Oct 2014
SciTech Connect
The Top 10 Cheesy Jokes and a Free Article!
By: Caitlin Beddows, Posted on: December 7, 2015
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Q. Did you hear about the cheese that failed to win a medal at the Olympics?
A. It fell at the final curdle
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
Did you hear about the cheese that failed to medal at the Olympics?
It fell at the final curdle.
10:47 AM - 12 Sep 2017
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics?
It fell at the final curdle.
12:57 PM - 20 Jan 2018
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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