A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from April 13, 2016
“Did you hear about the English teacher who went to jail?” (joke)

A joke about English teachers is:

“Did you hear about the English teacher who went to jail? She got a full sentence.”

The pun was cited on Twitter on August 5, 2013.

“I wanted to marry my jailed English teacher, but you can’t end a sentence with a proposition,” “Prison may be just one word. But to others, it’s a whole sentence” and “When prison inmates fall in love, do they finish each other’s sentences?” are similar jokes.


Twitter
Rebeccah Keenum
‏@gypsymelodies
did you hear about the english teacher who went to jail?
she got a full sentence.
9:01 PM - 5 Aug 2013

Twitter
star-lord
‏@trillionaireee
Did you hear about the English teacher that got sent to jail?
She got a full sentence. Hahahah ah
4:11 PM - 6 Aug 2013

Bodybuilding.com
TyDiIdYt
10-07-2013, 02:41 PM
Did you hear about the english teacher that got sent to jail.....
[she got a full sentence/]

Stay Radiant
KNIGHTSCREST:
did you hear about the english teacher who went to jail?
she got a full sentence
9 OCTOBER 2013 | 7:52 PM

Facebook
Nathan Cold Jokes
January 22, 2916·
An english teacher went into jail after getting a full sentence.

Twitter
Aquil
‏@JustAquil
“Hey do you hear about that English teacher who went to jail?”
Yeah, She got a full sentence
#LameJokeAquil
9:18 AM - 13 Apr 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Wednesday, April 13, 2016 • Permalink