A joke about English teachers is:
“Did you hear about the English teacher who went to jail? She got a full sentence.”
The pun was cited on Twitter on August 5, 2013.
“I wanted to marry my jailed English teacher, but you can’t end a sentence with a proposition,” “Prison may be just one word. But to others, it’s a whole sentence” and “When prison inmates fall in love, do they finish each other’s sentences?” are similar jokes.
Twitter
Rebeccah Keenum
@gypsymelodies
did you hear about the english teacher who went to jail?
she got a full sentence.
9:01 PM - 5 Aug 2013
Twitter
star-lord
@trillionaireee
Did you hear about the English teacher that got sent to jail?
She got a full sentence. Hahahah ah
4:11 PM - 6 Aug 2013
Bodybuilding.com
TyDiIdYt
10-07-2013, 02:41 PM
Did you hear about the english teacher that got sent to jail.....
[she got a full sentence/]
Stay Radiant
KNIGHTSCREST:
did you hear about the english teacher who went to jail?
she got a full sentence
9 OCTOBER 2013 | 7:52 PM
Facebook
Nathan Cold Jokes
January 22, 2916·
An english teacher went into jail after getting a full sentence.
Twitter
Aquil
@JustAquil
“Hey do you hear about that English teacher who went to jail?”
Yeah, She got a full sentence
#LameJokeAquil
9:18 AM - 13 Apr 2016
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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