A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 30, 2016
“Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories”

"Diet Rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories” is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on many images. “Diet rule #1 - If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories” was posted on Twitter on June 13, 2009.


Twitter
Anthony Davis(Tony)
‏@Listersmate
What if you wear it? SPLAT! rasberry RT @GuitarDragon: Diet rule #1 - If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
10:28 PM - 13 Jun 2009

Twitter
Dr Ki (OBGYN) & CPA
‏@DrInHiding
Diet Rule #1: If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
5:35 PM - 5 Feb 2010

Twitter
Mrs. Stinsfire
‏@Rajyah_
#Diet Rule: if nobody saw you eat it, it doesn’t have any calories.
2:15 PM - 20 Apr 2012

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Jane Doe
‏@AuthorJaneDoe
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
9:19 PM - 7 Aug 2012

WittyStory
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6 Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.

Veecee Subbu Clicks
DIET RULE #1: IF NOBODY SEES YOU EATING, IT DOES NOT CONTAIN CALORIES tongue laugh
GALLERY FEBRUARY 16, 2016

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Akash Gola August 26, 2016
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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, November 30, 2016 • Permalink