There’s a joke about No. 2 pencils that really stinks. “Do tree poop, yes, where do you think number 2 pencils come from” was posted on Twitter by Chris Craft on October 20, 2016.
“A boy and his father are walking through the woods. The boys asks, ‘Father do trees poop?’ The father looks at the boy and says ‘Of course, that’s where #2 pencils come from’” was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on September 15, 2019.
Twitter
Chris Craft
@systemscsservi1
Do tree poop, yes, where do you think number 2 pencils come from.
8:44 AM · Oct 20, 2016 from Ohio, USA·Twitter for Android
Twitter
bee boo boo bop
@alexiscolliss
Replying to @abbbeyx
@totaIdadmoves pencils come from trees. number 2 is slang for poop. the joke is that trees poop #2 pencils
11:23 PM · Nov 11, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Stephen Cole
@mysticole928
Do trees poop? Where do you think number 2 pencils come from?
1:09 AM · Mar 23, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
uberwhat April 22, 2017
Do tree’s poop?
Where do you think number 2 pencils come from
Twitter
Dane Murzyn
@Real_Great_Dane
Heard this story from a dad:
Son: Daddy, do trees poop?
Dad: Where do you think number 2 pencils come from?
I applauded
10:30 PM · Nov 8, 2018·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Morton Neff
@Cortaman
Boy: Hey Dad, do trees poop? Dad: yeah son, where do you think number 2 pencils come from.
10:29 AM · Sep 13, 2019·Facebook
Reddit—Cleanjokes
u/emanresu8719 September 15, 2019
Do tree Poop?
A boy and his father are walking through the woods. The boys asks, “Father do trees poop?” The father looks at the boy and says “Of course, that’s where #2 pencils come from.”
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