A popular Valentine’s Day joke is:
MAN: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
WOMAN: Yes. February 14th.
The joke was posted on Twitter on September 4, 2012 and has been printed on several images.
“What’s the difference between you and a calendar?”/“A calendar has a date on Valentine’s Day” is a different phrasing for the same Valentine’s Day “date” riddle.
Twitter
Tessa Krueger
@tessakruegerr
Do you have a date for Valentines Day?
Yes, February 14th.
Hahahah nerd problems.
12:00 PM - 4 Sep 2012
Twitter
Macy Beck
@neverenoughrum
“Do you have a date for Valentine’s day?” “Yes, February 14th”
9:28 PM - 20 Nov 2012
Twitter
Savannah.
@savsheely_
“Do you have a date for valentine’s day?” Yes, February 14th.
2:18 PM - 4 Dec 2012
WeKnowMemes
Do You Have A Date For Valentine’s Day?
– JANUARY 31, 2013
POSTED IN: ADVICE ANIMALS, ESTABLISHED, MEMES, PICS
Schrute on V-Day Do you have a date for Valentine’s day? Yes.
Google Books
Readers Digest Funny Family Jokes:
Something for Everyone from Age 9 to 99
By Editors at Reader’s Digest
New York, NY: Simon & Schuster
2014
Pg. ?:
Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Girl: Yes, February 14th.
3 November 2016, The Advertiser (Adelaide, Australia), “The Last Word” by Marty Smith, pg. 20:
Man: “Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?”
Woman: “Yes, February 14.”
Twitter
Cedar Meadows Resort
@Cedar_Meadows
Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Girl: Yes, February 14th.
HAHAHA!
Valentine’s Day is just around… http://fb.me/7YENWttMn
12:01 PM - 18 Jan 2017
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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