A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from January 28, 2021
“Do you know what always catches my eye? Short people with umbrellas”

“Umbrellas are a win for short people in the battle against the tall people. “argh my eye!” #fb” was posted on Twitter by Tom Gordon on August 4, 2009.
   
“You know what always catches my eye?  Short people with umbrellas” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Cheeky Monkey on June 24, 2017. “Do you know what always catches my eye? Short people with umbrellas” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 8, 2017.
   
     
Twitter
Tom Gordon
@zagziggordo
Umbrellas are a win for short people in the battle against the tall people. “argh my eye!” #fb
3:15 AM · Aug 4, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Nikolas Snode
@NikSnode
Short people shud not hold umbrellas! You trying to poke my eye out! Get a poncho!
12:01 PM · Jul 21, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Cheeky Monkey
@Sarah_K_B83
You know what always catches my eye?
Short people with umbrellas.
9:22 AM · Jun 24, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Måx
@maxtrimblr
You know what always catches my eye?
Short people with umbrellas.
9:41 AM · Jun 24, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
FaveteLinguis
@Favetelinguiss
I tell you what always catches my eye? Short people with umbrellas!
5:15 PM · Jun 26, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Travis_Cheesman December 8, 2017
Do you know what always catches my eye?
Short people with umbrellas
     
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Travis_Cheesman December 9, 2017
Do you know what always catches my eye?
Short people with umbrellas.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/mmohammed28 March 24, 2018
I’ll tell you what always catches my eye…
...short people with umbrellas.
     
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Pepiggy January 28, 2019
You know what’s been catching my eye recently?
Short people with umbrellas
   
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/daaave33 February 21, 2020
Short people with umbrellas sometimes catch my eye.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Brixton099 January 28, 2021
Do you know what always catches my eye?
... Short people with umbrellas!

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTime/Weather • Thursday, January 28, 2021 • Permalink


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