Is sex a sport? A popular joke is:
DOCTOR: Do you play any sports?
PATIENT: Does sex count?
DOCTOR: Yes, of course.
PATIENT: Then. no.
The joke was posted on Twitter on July 11, 2015, and has been printed on several images.
Twitter
sassy
@eequeens
Replying to @EHL_Gen_IV
@magiqldedwards yes does sex count as sport...ok just playing ..no I don’t play any sports
4:29 PM - 22 Nov 2009
Twitter
Coley Poley
@ToleChurman
“Do you play any sports?”
“Does sex count?”
“Yeah, sure.”
“Then no.”
11:28 AM - 11 Jul 2015
Twitter
FunPark
@funpark_
“do you play any sports?” “does sex count?” “of course” “then no”
12:52 PM - 11 Jul 2015
Twitter
Chris
@sirhCsoumafn1x
At the doctor.
“Are you active in any sports at the moment?”
“Does sex count?”
“Yes.”
“Then no.”
*Sound of Silence starts playing…
1:15 AM - 12 Jul 2015
Me.Me
DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS DOES SEX COUNT? OF COURSE REDDIT FUNNIE THEN NO MEME
DOE FUNNY REDDIT SEX SPORTS DANK MEMES COUNTING PLAYED PLAYFUL SEXS COUNT REDDIT FUNNY REDDITS
FOUND ON 2016-06-24 05:28:25 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: FACEBOOK
Reddit—Jokes
Do you do sports?
submitted August 6, 2017 by crazy_flasher
Doctor: “Do you do sports?”
Patient: “Does sex count?”
Doctor: “Yes.”
Patient: “Then no.”
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