A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from December 19, 2017
“Do you take the train to work?"/"No way! The train takes me!”

A train joke was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on June 22, 2017:

Q: Do you take the train to work?
A: No way, the train takes me.


“What happened to the monster that took the five o’clock train home?"/"He had to give it back” is a similar train joke.


Reddit—Dad Jokes
Do you take the train to work? (self.dadjokes)
submitted June 22, 2017 by Colinmacus
No way, the train takes me.

Twitter
Dad Jokes by dadbot‏
@dadbot2000
Do you take the train to work? No way, the train takes me. http://ift.tt/2sGamZT
9:21 AM - 23 Jun 2017

Twitter
Dad Jokes‏
@GoodOldDadJokes
Do you take the train to work?
No way! The train takes me!
#dadjokes
12:00 PM - 27 Jun 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Tuesday, December 19, 2017 • Permalink