A popular joke about Twitter is:
   
Patient: Doctor, I’m addicted to Twitter.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I don’t follow you.
 
The joke was first cited on Twitter on February 7, 2011.
   
 
Twitter
Kasper
‏@KasperZZ
A guy goes to the doctor and says: “Doctor, I’m addicted to Twitter!” Doctor: “Sorry, I don’t follow you…” (via @willemnuiten)
10:31 AM - 7 Feb 2011
 
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Danny Mestriner
‏@dmestriner
@EpicTweets_ a man goes to see his GP. Man: “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.” Doctor: “I don’t follow you”.
12:25 PM - 7 Feb 2011
 
Twitter
Jolet
‏@MamaJolet
Joke: A man goes to see his doctor.
“Doctor, I’m addicted to Twitter!”
“I’m sorry, I don’t follow you.”
2:02 PM - 7 Feb 2011
 
Twitter
Pa’u Zotoh Zhaan
‏@zotoh
Man visits the doctor and says “Doctor, I am addicted to twitter”, doctor answers “sorry, I don’t follow you” (/Via @scotty_nl)
2:40 PM - 7 Feb 2011
 
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10/02/2011 | 05:00S
SO a candidate goes to the doctor.“I’m addicted to Twitter,” he says.
 
The doctor shakes his head: “I’m sorry, I don’t follow you.”
 
Google Books
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
By Geoff Tibballs
London: Constable & Robinson, Ltd
2012
Pg. ?:
“Doctor, doctor, I’m addicted to Twitter.”
“Sorry,I don’t follow you.”
 
Google Books
Crap Dad Jokes:
Because Dads aren’t as funny as they think they are
By Ian Allen
London: Portico Books
2013
Pg. ?:
Patient: Doctor, I’m addicted to Twitter.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I don’t follow you.
     
Google Books
5,000 Great One Liners
By Grant Tucker
London: Biteback Publishing Ltd
2016
Pg. ?:
Patient: ‘Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.’
Doctor: ‘Sorry, I don’t follow you.’
 
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luke kingwell
‏@l_kingwell
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
#puns #badpuns #jokes
2:31 PM - 6 Jun 2016