The word “stew” (a dish cooked by stewing) also means “a state of agitated excitement, worry, and/or confusion.” A joke is:
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a carrot.
Doctor: Don’t get yourself in a stew.
The joke has been cited in print since at least 2013.
Twitter
⚽ TYPE ONE TONY ⚽
@TONYHAMILTON69
@tonyblackburn
Doctor doctor,
I feel like a carrot
Don’t get yourself in a stew
3:42 PM · Apr 9, 2013·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
MacEwan Plan
@macewanplan
Daily Joke: Doctor doctor, I feel like a carrot
• Don’t get yourself in a stew
12:18 PM · Apr 22, 2013·Hootsuite
6 June 2013, The Sunday Mail (Adelaide, Australia), “Giggles,” pg. 4:
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a carrot!
Don’t get yourself in a stew.
Google Books
What do the grown-ups do?
Fiona the Doctor
By Mairi McLellan
Leicestershire, UK: Matador
2014
Pg. 28:
“Doctor, doctor, I feel like a carrot.”
Don’t get yourself in a stew.
Twitter
Dennis Staples
@gosporttomarlow
Replying to @aidansmyth6
Doctor doctor, I feel like a carrot
there there Don’t get yourself in a stew
7:06 AM · Apr 8, 2018·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Turan T Turan
@Coldsmoking
Replying to @lottelydia
Doctor Doctor,,,I feel like a carrot…... Well don’t get yourself into a stew!
5:46 PM · Jan 30, 2019·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#sidesplittingsunday
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a carrot. Don’t get yourself in a stew! Grinning face with smiling eyes
3:35 AM · Mar 15, 2020·Hootsuite Inc.
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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