A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

Recent entries:
“The best time to exercise is whenever you can” (6/26)
“There’s no ‘I’ in team, but there are two in schizophrenia” (6/25)
“Kitchens and baths sell houses” (real estate adage) (6/25)
“The best time to work out is whenever you can” (6/25)
“I have a pen that can write underwater! It can also write other words, too” (6/25)
More new entries...

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z


Entry from February 12, 2018
“Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a hotel."/"Can I examine you?"/"Be my guest.”

A hotel joke is:

DISTURBED PERSON: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a hotel.
DOCTOR: Can I examine you?
DISTURBED PERSON: Be my guest.


The joke was posted on Twitter on November 26, 2015.


Twitter
Lord Kiel‏
@kiel_phillips
“Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a hotel”
“Can I examine you?”
“Be my guest”
#dailypun
10:01 AM - 26 Nov 2015

Twitter
Chris‏
@bigbird432
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a hotel”
“Can I examine you?”
“Be my guest”
6:52 PM - 1 Dec 2015

Facebook
Dad Joke of the Day
April 27, 2016 ·
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a Hotel.
“ Do you mind if I can examine you “.
“ Be my guest “.

Twitter
Dad Jokes‏
@dadsjokes
Doctor doctor! I keep thinking I’m a hotel.
Can I examine you?
Be my guest.
(thanks Patrick)
7:03 PM - 1 Jun 2017

Twitter
Mateaus Dougelaars‏
@MrDougelaars
Doctor doctor! I keep thinking I’m a hotel.
Can I examine you?
Be my guest.
#JokeoftheDay
#Jokes
#BadJokes
1:40 AM - 23 Jun 2017

Facebook
Matti the Pug
July 26, 2017 ·
Patient: Doctor! I keep thinking I’m a hotel.
Doctor: Can I examine you?
Patient: Be my guest.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityHotels • Monday, February 12, 2018 • Permalink