A hotel joke is:
DISTURBED PERSON: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a hotel.
DOCTOR: Can I examine you?
DISTURBED PERSON: Be my guest.
The joke was posted on Twitter on November 26, 2015.
Twitter
Lord Kiel
@kiel_phillips
“Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a hotel”
“Can I examine you?”
“Be my guest”
#dailypun
10:01 AM - 26 Nov 2015
Twitter
Chris
@bigbird432
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a hotel”
“Can I examine you?”
“Be my guest”
6:52 PM - 1 Dec 2015
Facebook
Dad Joke of the Day
April 27, 2016 ·
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a Hotel.
” Do you mind if I can examine you “.
” Be my guest “.
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@dadsjokes
Doctor doctor! I keep thinking I’m a hotel.
Can I examine you?
Be my guest.
(thanks Patrick)
7:03 PM - 1 Jun 2017
Twitter
Mateaus Dougelaars
@MrDougelaars
Doctor doctor! I keep thinking I’m a hotel.
Can I examine you?
Be my guest.
#JokeoftheDay
#Jokes
#BadJokes
1:40 AM - 23 Jun 2017
Facebook
Matti the Pug
July 26, 2017 ·
Patient: Doctor! I keep thinking I’m a hotel.
Doctor: Can I examine you?
Patient: Be my guest.
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