“‘Does this uniform make me look fat?’—the insecurity guard” is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on GIFs. “‘Does this uniform make my ass look fat?’ - Insecurity guard” was posted on Twitter on February 17, 2012.
Twitter
Depressed Writer
@NJO
“Does this uniform make my ass look fat?” - Insecurity guard.
11:05 PM - 17 Feb 2012
Twitter
Sue Galloway
@suedgalloway
Does this uniform make me look fat? - the insecurity guard
3:14 PM - 7 Jun 2012
Twitter
Chris Burns
@OneFunnyBastard
I hope this blue uniform and walkie talkie doesn’t make me look fat - Insecurity guard
4:22 PM - 29 Jul 2013
reddit
“Does this uniform make me look fat?” - Insecurity Guard (self.oneliners)
submitted May 9, 2014 by iwannaelroyyou
Twitter
Bad Joke Cat
@BadJokeCat
“Does this uniform make me look fat?” - Insecurity Guard
6:10 AM - 7 Aug 2014
Facebook
Tim Whybrow
March 8, 2916
“Does this uniform make me look fat?”
- insecurity guard
reddit
“Does this uniform make me look fat?”
submitted May 13, 2016 by Gooners47
Asked the insecurity guard.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
Recent entries:
•“Welcome to growing older. Where all the foods and drinks you’ve loved for years suddenly seem determined to destroy you” (4/17)
•“Date someone who drinks with you instead of complaining that you drink” (4/17)
•“Definition of stupid: Knowing the truth, seeing evidence of the truth, but still believing the lie” (4/17)
•“Definition of stupid: Knowing the truth, seeing the evidence of the truth, but still believing the lie” (4/17)
•“Government creates the crises so it can ‘rescue’ you with the loss of freedom” (4/17)
More new entries...
Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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