"Dialogue” sounds like “die a log,” and there’s a lumberjack pun.
“‘But, I’m a talking tree!’ said the oak. ‘And, you will dialogue,’ replied the lumberjack” was posted on Twitter by Uncle Duke on April 8, 2018.
“A lumberjack went to a magic forest to cut a Tree.. Upon arrival to the tree he started swinging at the tree. ‘But, I’m a talking tree’ said the tree. ‘And you will dialogue’ replied the lumberjack” was posted on Twitter by Joke Mug on April 19, 2018.
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Uncle Duke
@UncleDuke1969
“But, I’m a talking tree!” said the oak.
“And, you will dialogue,” replied the lumberjack.
9:34 AM · Apr 8, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Mr. Burgstaller
@MrBurgstaller
“But, I’m a talking tree!” said the oak.
“And, you will dialogue,” replied the lumberjack.
“YOU WOOD!”
12:58 PM · Apr 14, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Joke Mug
@JokeMug
A lumberjack went to a magic forest to cut a Tree.. Upon arrival to the tree he started swinging at the tree.
“But, I’m a talking tree” said the tree.
“And you will dialogue” replied the lumberjack.
7:55 PM · Apr 19, 2018·JokeMug
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/zacklas April 19, 2018
A lumberjack went to a magic forest to cut a Tree..
Upon arrival to the tree he started swinging at the tree. “But, I’m a talking tree” said the tree. “And you will dialogue” replied the lumberjack.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/madazzahatter June 9, 2018
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”
The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!”
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”
The lumberjack grinned and said: “And you will dialogue.”
5:36 PM · Jun 10, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/BucherundKaffee June 14, 2018
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree
When he got there, he started to swing at a tree when it suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”
The lumberjack laughed and said, “And you will dialogue.”
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/kysCyte July 2, 2020
a man is chopping down a tree
the tree says “Wait, i’m a talking tree”
the man proceeds chopping down the tree and says “and you will dialogue.”
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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